++ ATOT official NEF thread part IV ++

[Charmonium]

I have a 1930s fridge in the basement that I used for several years. It's so cute. it has this open ice compartment about the size of a bread box that cools the rest of the space. It's a bitch to defrost though.

And there are 1970s fridges out there that will survive a nuclear holocaust.

In fact, wasn't that a scene from some old movie? The hero survives a nuclear blast, fridge goes suborbital then crashes and the hero emerges?

 

[sdifox]

I have a 1930s fridge in the basement that I used for several years. It's so cute. it has this open ice compartment about the size of a bread box that cools the rest of the space. It's a bitch to defrost though.

And there are 1970s fridges out there that will survive a nuclear holocaust.

In fact, wasn't that a scene from some old movie? The hero survives a nuclear blast, fridge goes suborbital then crashes and the hero emerges?

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Skull.

 

[sdifox]

don't know about suborbital part

 

[sdifox]

 

[Charmonium]

A Caturday morning at three

 

[Charmonium]

A cheesemonger's shop in Paree

 

[Charmonium]

Collapsed to the ground

 

[Charmonium]

With a thunderous sound

 

[Charmonium]

Leaving only a pile of de brie

 

[Charmonium]

moo-se-es-es

 

[IronWing]

 

[Charmonium]

I'm possessed and I don't need no stinking exorcisism

 

[Charmonium]

 

[Charmonium]

FYI - I don't have the imagination to write anything funny and creative, except possibly by accident.

Nope, I steal this stuff from the infected corners of the inner tubes.

 

[sdifox]

Fucking kids concert nef

 

[sdifox]

I am going to wait in car. Can't stand loud kids.

 

[Ajay]

NEF

 

[Ajay]

Hiding out upstairs while some of my wife’s friends come over. I need a man cave.

 

[IronWing]

I am going to wait in car. Can't stand loud kids.

Heckle them. You'll never have to attend another concert.

"Kid in the blue! Your voice sucks! You sound like a gerbil in the dryer!"

"Yo teacher, why did you put the ugly kids up front?"

 

[IronWing]

New employee meltdown nef. The employee is thirty going on thirteen. The manager is quietly, patiently trying to keep the employee employed as the person is a good hand when not melting down. The new employee doesn't seem to understand that the manager is really working on their behalf. We'll see what tomorrow brings.

 

[bigboxes]

moo

 

[Ajay]

NEF

 

[bigboxes]

moo

 

[Charmonium]

Fucking kids concert nef

Hey, I was in "band" from jr high thru HS. If they're all in tune, something has gone grievously wrong.

 

[Charmonium]

I eat my peas with honey