Apparently, I'm a goddamn Solomon . We have a dumpster at a job site. In addition to the debris for which it was ordered, workers have been throwing their lunch wrappers in it. The birds get in and scatter the food wrappers to the wind. The folks tasked with keeping the site clean are getting cranky. I told them to order a dumpster with a lid. <and heavenly light shined down and wisdom was upon his brow>