++ ATOT official NEF thread part IV ++

Page 3053 - Seeking answers? Join the AnandTech community: where nearly half-a-million members share solutions and discuss the latest tech.
Toggle sidebar Toggle sidebar
rudeguy

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
47,351
14
61
Clarence Boddicker: Hey, dickey boy, how's tricks?
Dick Jones: That *thing* is still alive...
Clarence Boddicker: I don't know what you're talking about.
Dick Jones: The police officer who arrested you, the one you spilled your guts to...
Clarence Boddicker: [gets up close to Jones' face] Hey... Take a look at my face, *Dick*! He was trying to kill me...
Dick Jones: He's a cyborg, you idiot! He recorded every word you said, his memories are admissible as evidence! You *involved* me! You're gonna have to kill it...
Clarence Boddicker: Well listen chief... Your company built the fucking thing! Now I gotta deal with it? I don't have time for this bullshit!
[Clarence starts heading towards the door]
Dick Jones: Suit yourself Clarence... But Delta City begins construction in two months. That's two million workers living trailers, that means drugs, gambling, prostitution...
[Clarence backtracks into Jones' office]
Dick Jones: Virgin territory for the man who knows how to open up new markets... one man could control it all, Clarence.
Clarence Boddicker: Well I guess we're gonna be friends after all, *Richard*.
Dick Jones: [tosses Robocop's tracking device to Clarence] Destroy it...
Clarence Boddicker: Gonna need some major firepower. You got access to military weaponry?
Dick Jones: We practically are the military.
 
rudeguy

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
47,351
14
61
Dick Jones: Come in officer, you know I usually don't see anyone without an appointment, but your case I'll make an exception.
RoboCop: You are under arrest.
Dick Jones: Oh? On what charge?
RoboCop: Aiding and abetting a known felon.
Dick Jones: Sounds like I'm in a lot of trouble. You better take me in.
RoboCop: I will.
[Then RoboCop's Directive prevents him from arresting Jones, and is trying to fight it]
Dick Jones: What's the matter officer? I'll tell you what's the matter. It's a little insurance policy called "Directive 4", my little contribution to your psychological profile. Any attempt to arrest a senior officer of OCP results in shutdown. What did you think? That you were an ordinary police officer? You're our product and we can't very well have our products turning against us, can we?
[RoboCop trying to resist his Directive, and draws his gun, but drops it]
Dick Jones: Ahh, still a little fight in you... Maybe you would like to meet a friend of mine.
[ED-209 marches into the room]
Dick Jones: I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake, now it's time to erase that mistake.
 
rudeguy

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
47,351
14
61
Murphy: [Coming into the room] Freeze. Don't move.
[a thug picks up a shot gun and Murhy shoots him dead, Emil begins to pick up his shotgun but holds]
Murphy: Yeah, go ahead and do it. Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
[Calling Lewis]
Murphy: Lewis, Lewis, I have a situation here, girl.
[to Emil]
Murphy: Get up, c'mon, hand on your head, spread your legs
[to Lewis]
Murphy: Lewis, where are you?
Leon Nash: [Then, the rest of the gang comes in] Why don't you let us take it from here, Emil.
[Emil disarms murphy and then picks up his shotgun]
Emil: Your ass is mine.
Clarence Boddicker: [Coming in] No. Not yet it ain't. Well what do we got here?
[Takes Murphy's helmet off and puts it on Emil]
Clarence Boddicker: You a good cop, hot shot? You gotta be some kind of "great" cop, coming here all by yourself.
[Hits Murphy in the knees]
Clarence Boddicker: Where's your partner? Where's your partner?
[Hits Murphy in the back]
Joe Cox: [Coming in] Hey, guys, she was upstairs, she was sweeeeeeet, mm, mm,mm. I took her out.
[laughs]
Clarence Boddicker: I bet that really pisses you off. You don't think I am a nice guy.
Murphy: Buddy, I think you're slime.
Clarence Boddicker: You see, I got this problem. Cops don't like me, so I don't like cops.
[Waves hus gun a few times mimicking the sound of a cannon and finally shooting Murphy's right hand off]
Clarence Boddicker: Well, give the man a hand.
[the gang laughs, then the rest of the gang shoots Murphy, who screams in pain]
Joe Cox: Oh shit. I'm out of ammo.
[to a mangled Murphy]
Joe Cox: Does it hurt? Does it hurt?
[laughs]
Clarence Boddicker: Okay, fun's over.
[Shoots Murphy in the head]
Clarence Boddicker: Alright, lets get out of here.
Joe Cox: Good night, sweet prince.
 
rudeguy

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
47,351
14
61
Grocery Mom: [Hophead puts a comic book onto the check out counter, and the grocery mom puts the comic book in a bag] Would there be anything else sir?
Hophead: [Muffled] Yeah, empty the register and put the money in the bag.
Grocery Mom: Excuse me?
Hophead: [shouts] I said give me all your money and all of it and don't fuck with me!
[Hophead takes out a machine gun from his coat]
Hophead: Now move! Open the safe pops. Open the god damn safe!
Grocery Pop: We don't have a safe.
Hophead: Shit!
[Hophead kicks the display of beer cans that hides a safe]
Hophead: There's your god damn safe! Open that son of a bitch!
Hophead: I'm gonna count to three and you'd better open that son of a bitch! Come on!
Hophead: [Points the gun at the mom's head] I'm gonna blow her brains out.
Grocery Pop: I'll open the safe.
Hophead: Good boy.
[the pop opens the safe]
Hophead: Come on! You better open it at the count of 3. 1, 2...
[RoboCop comes in]
Hophead: Fuck me!
RoboCop: Drop the gun. You are under arrest.
Hophead: [shouting while shooting at RoboCop] Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!
[RoboCop bends the nose of Hophead's gun and he tries to run away but RoboCop tosses him into a freezer, and RoboCop turns to the grocery couple]
RoboCop: Thank you for your co-operation. Good night.
Bixby Snyder: [From the TV] I'll buy that for a dollar!
 
rudeguy

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
47,351
14
61
Roosevelt: The entire outer skin will be like this.
Tyler: Its titanium, laminated with kevlar.
Roosevelt: Go ahead, shake his hand.
Bob Morton: [the robotic arm extends to shake Morton's hand, he cringes as the robot hand grips his hand hard] Ahhh, he's got a helluva grip!
Tyler: It's 400 foot-pounds. He could crush every bone in your hand.
Roosevelt: Alright, attach it to his shoulder.
Bob Morton: [Looks right into Robocop's point of view] You're gonna be a bad motherfucker!
Interesting? YesNo |
 
rudeguy

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
47,351
14
61
[OCP executive Bob Morton is interviewed on Mediabreak]
Robert 'Bob' Morton: Here at Security Concepts, we're predicting the end of crime in Old Detroit within 40 days. There's a new guy in town. His name is RoboCop
 
fjmeat

fjmeat

Diamond Member
Jan 13, 2010
4,874
0
76
opening 128 inet tabs in chrome at once will crash chrome.

24cb2c6e4dbe01438707ffc459add689.jpg
 
rudeguy

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
47,351
14
61
13 emails since I left work. Its all people replying to all and not reading the emails we sent out 10 hours ago. Why? Because I handled the shit. Now that I'm off, the world is ending and the stupid cali people are being morons.

We should just chop cali off and let it float away
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

COMPANY
RESOURCES
FOLLOW
Top Bottom