- Jul 6, 2008
There was a couple going at it for the first time, and they were going at it for a while when the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider. She does and they continue. A few minutes go by and he asks her again "Open your legs a little wider". She does then he asks again "A little wider hun". The woman starts getting pissed off but she does it. Till finally he asks again, "Can you open them just a little wider?" So she finally yells "what are you trying to do get your balls in too?" He says "no, I'm trying to get them out".
Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good... mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom "Nina is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit". Nina's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back "Please let me know if your idea works on Nina because I would like to try it out on her mother".