++ ATOT official NEF thread part IV ++

[rudeguy]

assuming I can think of and type something in one second

 

[rudeguy]

the typing part is easy, the thinking part is not

 

[rudeguy]

my brain isn't good at thinking. It processes like a mofo...but original thought is slow

 

[rudeguy]

maybe it was multi core at one time and I burned up one or two of the cores with all the drugs I did?

 

[rudeguy]

how many cores would a brain have? 100? 1000? 1 million?

 

[rudeguy]

eleventy billion?

 

[rudeguy]

either way..mine is broke. Maybe its more mechanical than electronic?

 

[rudeguy]

like I have a couple cylinder gummed up. But once they get spinning, they fire just fine

 

[rudeguy]

more maybe its on the backend. Could be that my cat converter is backed up. How would you clean out your brain's cat converter? Maybe a straight pipe?

 

[rudeguy]

would that work with a brain?

 

[rudeguy]

I think that injection cleaner would be the easiest, best first option.

I know how to flush my colon, how do I flush my brain?

 

[rudeguy]

I'll never understand why religion bashing is condoned and encouraged here.

 

[eldorado99]

ned

 

[eldorado99]

maybe rudeguys brain has MDS

 

[eldorado99]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multi-Displacement_System

 

[rudeguy]

I'm pretty sure that if I wanted to, I could be diagnosed as ADD. If I thought it would help, I'd try

 

[alfa147x]

Cnc mill???!? Yeah!

 

[rudeguy]

cnc mill my brain?

 

[rudeguy]

its possible. But lobotomies were tried in the past.

 

[rudeguy]

maybe I could install a turbo in my brain?

Oooooh...maybe I'm not getting enough air flow up there?

 

[rudeguy]

or maybe a Hemi! I need a Hemi!

 

[rudeguy]

I wonder if the guy who invented cell phones, cusses out people driving badly while talking on cell phones?

 

[rudeguy]

that brings me to my next point...

This country got incredibly worse when old people started talking on cells and driving at the same time. They have problems doing one or the other by themselves. What makes them think doing them together would be a good idea?

 

[eldorado99]

ned

 

[eldorado99]

nef