its much worse that a cheesy internet picture.
The fat one insists on laying on my chest. She'll put her nose right up to mine, like she is checking to see if I'm breathing. She wants to sit on the laptop as soon as I open it up, just in case I"m using it to call for help. If I'm watching a video or listening to a song on my phone, she tries to knock it out of my hand.
The little black one just stares at me. Then when I catch her, she closes her eyes like she is sleeping. I know she's not..