++ ATOT official NEF thread part IV ++

[rudeguy]

fifteen seconds is a long time. If I type 70 wpm, that means that I'd need to average 18 words between nefs if I never wanted to stop typing

 

[rudeguy]

18 words seems like a lot until you type them.

 

[sdifox]

narf

 

[IndyColtsFan]

norf

 

[rudeguy]

I want to impregnate the chick from Alcatraz.

She's got some birthing hips on her

 

[IndyColtsFan]

So I got RBS working in my home lab in about 15 minutes, so I imagine that I can get it working at work tomorrow in just a few minutes. God damn Microsoft....

 

[sdifox]

hahahaha

 

[rudeguy]

So I got RBS working in my home lab in about 15 minutes, so I imagine that I can get it working at work tomorrow in just a few minutes. God damn Microsoft....

you spent over 8 hours on a 15 minute project

You are doing it right

 

[IndyColtsFan]

you spent over 8 hours on a 15 minute project

You are doing it right

No, I only spent maybe 90 minutes on it at work.

 

[rudeguy]

No, I only spent maybe 90 minutes on it at work.

oh...well....you hiring?

 

[rudeguy]

since I transferred positions my profile in the billing system has been wrong. I just dealt with it because things take time. I let the bosses know so that they could escalate it up the food chain. Today it was still borked so I decided to help things along.

Two emails and an hour later everything was fixed. I'll never understand why some people insist on making things difficult

 

[zzuupp]

ned

 

[IndyColtsFan]

oh...well....you hiring?

Not unless you're a PM or a CIO candidate.

 

[zzuupp]

I want to impregnate the chick from Alcatraz.

She's got some birthing hips on her

and a nice mustang

 

[rudeguy]

Not unless you're a PM or a CIO candidate.

property manager?

You work at a trailer park?

 

[IndyColtsFan]

property manager?

You work at a trailer park?

Project Manager and unfortunately for me, I think they have already selected the dipshit for that job.

 

[zzuupp]

neff

 

[sdifox]

lulz there is a Fisker dealership in Toronto now.

 

[rudeguy]

Project Manager and unfortunately for me, I think they have already selected the dipshit for that job.

goes back to my education vs experience thread

Sometimes you have to quit to get a promotion. Which is freaking stupid

 

[eldorado99]

ned

 

[zzuupp]

lulz there is a Fisker dealership in Toronto now.

they've actually started making cars????

 

[sdifox]

they've actually started making cars????

They have delivered a few here in Toronto I believe.

http://m.theglobeandmail.com/globe-...l-showstoppers/article2339366/?service=mobile

Hell Justin Bieber got one for his birthday live on tv.

 

[busydude]

Fisker Karma is extremely gorgeous. One of the best looking cars ever made.. IMO.

 

[sdifox]

Best part is you get to park it at the hybrid spots

 

[Rhezuss]

Who invented the farts? Is it some kind of invincible entity? Why? What is the purpose of the fart? What is it with you people? You can scratch your head in public but won't fart? Those two mundane things are coming and dictated to you from the same place.

Farts should get a monument in every cities. They're more valuable than you think. Just because it make noise and smells a bit everyone gets upset about them. But I don't! They're a necessity in this world. Why? Simply because to many people get offended by simple things. Lots of people are damn shits and ironically shits get offended by farts.

You can call out to eveyone in one room that you're going to take a piss but you can't call out that you have to take a fart. That's really f'ed up, even though you would open up the door in winter at -35C just to let out this honorable wind.

Since I was 3 I was told that farts are the only ways to truly express yourself. This might sounds like shit but it is. Since we're on ATOT probably that most of you will say, but won't think, that i'm the worst human being that ever existed but lemme tell you this simple truth: Farts are the only way to express yourself because farts are the only thing that come out of yourself that can't get altered by anything. Unlike your thoughts, feelings and any words that would come out of your being, farts remain the only thing that can't be controlled. They're pure and absolute.

So for that, we should get a Fart day, where everyone would have the day off. It should be a human integrity day.

As a human being, I ask for this little favor, let us fart or STFO.