++ ATOT official NEF thread part IV ++

[zzuupp]

pole dancing nef

 

[MotF Bane]

lol icf.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

She was really a sweet girl and had a killer body and the ladies I worked with had even mentioned trying to fix me up with her at one point. To be honest though, she was pretty dumb.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

lol icf.

Yeah, and want to guess what the first thing I did was when I got home? I messaged another friend who also worked there and said "Guess what? Remember Angela, the old receptionist? She's a stripper!!!!" :awe:

 

[Gothgar]

She was really a sweet girl and had a killer body and the ladies I worked with had even mentioned trying to fix me up with her at one point. To be honest though, she was pretty dumb.

HAHa, Love the story ICF, love it.

Too bad you didn't get to her before she started stripping

Dumb, meh, you aren't gunna marry her right?

 

[MotF Bane]

I'd like to see Peyton go to the 49ers for his last year or two. That'd be pretty much a guaranteed ring. They already have a stellar D, and Peyton has proven he can make a worthless offense into championship caliber.

 

[Gothgar]

Yeah, and want to guess what the first thing I did was when I got home? I messaged another friend who also worked there and said "Guess what? Remember Angela, the old receptionist? She's a stripper!!!!" :awe:

:awe::awe::awe::awe::awe:

 

[MotF Bane]

Yeah, and want to guess what the first thing I did was when I got home? I messaged another friend who also worked there and said "Guess what? Remember Angela, the old receptionist? She's a stripper!!!!" :awe:

lol.

 

[MotF Bane]

I can see dating an active stripper for a short-term, but long-term, she needs to leave that line of work and find something a little more mainstream.

 

[Gothgar]

I'd like to see Peyton go to the 49ers for his last year or two. That'd be pretty much a guaranteed ring. They already have a stellar D, and Peyton has proven he can make a worthless offense into championship caliber.

That would be bad ass, though I bet Harbaugh is going to have too much... loyalty I guess? To Smith, though time will tell.

 

[Gothgar]

I can see dating an active stripper for a short-term, but long-term, she needs to leave that line of work and find something a little more mainstream.

If by date you mean just fuck, sure. haha

 

[MotF Bane]

That would be bad ass, though I bet Harbaugh is going to have too much... loyalty I guess? To Smith, though time will tell.

Probably, and do the Niners have enough under the cap to take in Manning? I'd doubt it.

But Smith cannot be a long-term answer.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

HAHa, Love the story ICF, love it.

Too bad you didn't get to her before she started stripping

Dumb, meh, you aren't gunna marry her right?

This is true! But there is more to the story. The reason the ladies didn't ever actually fix me up with her was because she got knocked up. So she was (to my knowledge) a single mom who was stripping to make money. Kind of sad, but she really wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed and that was about all she had.

 

[MotF Bane]

If by date you mean just fuck, sure. haha

Pretty much. :awe:

 

[MotF Bane]

 

[MotF Bane]

This is true! But there is more to the story. The reason the ladies didn't ever actually fix me up with her was because she got knocked up. So she was (to my knowledge) a single mom who was stripping to make money. Kind of sad, but she really wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed and that was about all she had.

Support single mothers!

 

[busydude]

/facepalm @ counterblow hammer thread.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

I can see dating an active stripper for a short-term, but long-term, she needs to leave that line of work and find something a little more mainstream.

I think the last time I went to a strip club was about 7 years ago. I went with a consultant who was "dating" (ie, banging) a stripper. We went to her club and she came out and sat at our table. She was smoking hot but she had issues -- or, at least he said she had lots of issues.

 

[zzuupp]

justanef

 

[busydude]

Aus : 604/7 declared
Ind : 122/5

:awe:

 

[MotF Bane]

My stomach is saying I've drunk enough water, my mouth is screaming, "STILL THIRSTY!"

 

[MotF Bane]

I think the last time I went to a strip club was about 7 years ago. I went with a consultant who was "dating" (ie, banging) a stripper. We went to her club and she came out and sat at our table. She was smoking hot but she had issues -- or, at least he said she had lots of issues.

It's basically a given that a stripper has issues.

 

[MotF Bane]

Actually, I just remembered a funny story from work.

So I'm standing off the corner of the register counter, a girl is standing behind the primary register, dealing with a female customer. Another female employee is standing at the top of the aisles, and a male customer comes in. He starts asking about how to find a related store, and me and the employee behind the counter are trying to give him landmarks. She's ten years older than me, so she knows the area better, I'm a natural at navigating.

 

[MotF Bane]

And then she and the female customer start dancing around this vague nebulous landmark. They don't name it, I have no idea what's going on, and finally someone, I forget who, names a strip club. The punchline: both female employees, the female customer, and the male customer know this place - where it is, what it looks like, and have seemingly been in there.

I'm the only one who hasn't even seen it.

 

[zzuupp]

I think the last time I went to a strip club was about 7 years ago. I went with a consultant who was "dating" (ie, banging) a stripper. We went to her club and she came out and sat at our table. She was smoking hot but she had issues -- or, at least he said she had lots of issues.

don't they all have issues