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ATOT Lazy Asses: Report In

Apr 20, 2008
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Most lazy asses wouldn't even bother posting in this thread. They are too lazy to do so.

Liars you all are.

Might as well count each thread view as another lazy ass checking in.
 

dawp

Lifer
Jul 2, 2005
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I usually work weekends 'cause it's slow as shit, and I'm a lazy sob.
 

Leros

Lifer
Jul 11, 2004
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Most lazy asses wouldn't even bother posting in this thread. They are too lazy to do so.

Liars you all are.

Might as well count each thread view as another lazy ass checking in.

I have the shortest post here, therefore I win.

Oh crap, I ruined it. Now I'm not lazy anymore.

Maybe if I don't type vowels.

Cn y ndrstnd m nw?
 

Leros

Lifer
Jul 11, 2004
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nt vry fckn mch t b hnst.

A handful of years ago, I had a lazy contest with a friend of mine. The contest was to be as lazy as possible. It turns out that trying to be lazy is a lot of work.

It was a failed experiment.
 
Feb 6, 2007
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I first suspected my laziness was getting out of hand when my procrastination interfered with my loafing. Fortunately my apathy allowed me to develop my sloth while retaining the core principals of my sedentary lifestyle.

On a completely unrelated note, what's with cheapskates who give you a thesaurus at Christmas?
 

sandorski

No Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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I first suspected my laziness was getting out of hand when my procrastination interfered with my loafing. Fortunately my apathy allowed me to develop my sloth while retaining the core principals of my sedentary lifestyle.

On a completely unrelated note, what's with cheapskates who give you a thesaurus at Christmas?

I'd have just given you the link to Dictionary.com
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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WTF do you want now?

I told you already...leave me alone...I'm........resting.