Most lazy asses wouldn't even bother posting in this thread. They are too lazy to do so.
Liars you all are.
Might as well count each thread view as another lazy ass checking in.
I have the shortest post here, therefore I win.
Oh crap, I ruined it. Now I'm not lazy anymore.
Maybe if I don't type vowels.
Cn y ndrstnd m nw?
nt vry fckn mch t b hnst.
I first suspected my laziness was getting out of hand when my procrastination interfered with my loafing. Fortunately my apathy allowed me to develop my sloth while retaining the core principals of my sedentary lifestyle.
On a completely unrelated note, what's with cheapskates who give you a thesaurus at Christmas?
I'd have just given you the link to Dictionary.com
