atot beard contest?

[TheInternet1980]

Originally posted by: MrPickins
I like the short beard:

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/MrPickins/Pickinses.jpg

ERROR 404:

Beard not found.

See BoomerD and get back to us in a couple of months.

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980

Originally posted by: MrPickins
I like the short beard:

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/MrPickins/Pickinses.jpg

ERROR 404:

Beard not found.

See BoomerD and get back to us in a couple of months.

Note the adjective...

FWIW, my beard is rarely trimmed short. Hell, I clipped off 3 months of growth last night. I also used to grow my goatee to 3 or 4 inches.

Lately though, I like the way it looks trimmed short.

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: zinfamous
The Siege wins.

Indeed 😀

In that pic, he looks like some kind of mutant Sasquatch... 😀

So...just for shits and giggles...I submit this:

http://www.whodah.com/albums/BoomerD2/aad.sized.jpg

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980

Shens. Gigantic beard = smokes pot at the very least. Please send a urine sample to the ATOT drug testing department pronto. 😕

But really, badass beard. Do you have a motorcycle? Or at least a red PT cruiser, painted up with flame decals, with bikini clad women hanging from it?

Obligatory link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSLa08J6rv4

Sorry...I drug tested a couple of times every year at a minimum for most of my working career...I don't have to pee in anyone's cup anymore...but, for the right price I'd be glad to do it for ya...(today's Saturday, that's mandatory time & a half...cost you about $50/hr from the time I leave the house till I get back...PLUS 50.5 cents/mile. Gotta honor union rules ya know...😀 )


No PT cruiser, no flames on the cars...none of that silly shit. (and PT cruisers suck anyway)
The beard and hair are all gone...for now. I'm just a semi-normal looking old fuck nowadays...
http://www.whodah.com/albums/BoomerD2/aas.sized.jpg

 

[TheInternet1980]

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: zinfamous
The Siege wins.

Indeed 😀

In that pic, he looks like some kind of mutant Sasquatch... 😀

So...just for shits and giggles...I submit this:

http://www.whodah.com/albums/BoomerD2/aad.sized.jpg

I kill dogs to grow my beard. I shave the corpse and super glue it to my face.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: zinfamous
The Siege wins.

Indeed 😀

In that pic, he looks like some kind of mutant Sasquatch... 😀

So...just for shits and giggles...I submit this:

http://www.whodah.com/albums/BoomerD2/aad.sized.jpg

I kill dogs to grow my beard. I shave the corpse and super glue it to my face.

and it looks like it too...😛

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980

Shens. Gigantic beard = smokes pot at the very least. Please send a urine sample to the ATOT drug testing department pronto. 😕

But really, badass beard. Do you have a motorcycle? Or at least a red PT cruiser, painted up with flame decals, with bikini clad women hanging from it?

Obligatory link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSLa08J6rv4

Sorry...I drug tested a couple of times every year at a minimum for most of my working career...I don't have to pee in anyone's cup anymore...but, for the right price I'd be glad to do it for ya...(today's Saturday, that's mandatory time & a half...cost you about $50/hr from the time I leave the house till I get back...PLUS 50.5 cents/mile. Gotta honor union rules ya know...😀 )


No PT cruiser, no flames on the cars...none of that silly shit. (and PT cruisers suck anyway)
The beard and hair are all gone...for now. I'm just a semi-normal looking old fuck nowadays...
http://www.whodah.com/albums/BoomerD2/aas.sized.jpg

Ever thought about shaving your head? (ie. totally bald) If yo keep that goatee I think it'd look awesome

 

[TheInternet1980]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Sorry...I drug tested a couple of times every year at a minimum for most of my working career...I don't have to pee in anyone's cup anymore...but, for the right price I'd be glad to do it for ya...(today's Saturday, that's mandatory time & a half...cost you about $50/hr from the time I leave the house till I get back...PLUS 50.5 cents/mile. Gotta honor union rules ya know...😀 )


No PT cruiser, no flames on the cars...none of that silly shit. (and PT cruisers suck anyway)
The beard and hair are all gone...for now. I'm just a semi-normal looking old fuck nowadays...
http://www.whodah.com/albums/BoomerD2/aas.sized.jpg

:brokenheart:

The beard and hair must return before death. As well as recreational marijuana use 😉

I wasn't serious about the PT cruiser, just an excuse to post a ZZ Top video in a beard thread. (Although I think I already have carte blanche to do so, given the subject matter) :laugh:

 

[TheInternet1980]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: zinfamous
The Siege wins.

Indeed 😀

In that pic, he looks like some kind of mutant Sasquatch... 😀

So...just for shits and giggles...I submit this:

http://www.whodah.com/albums/BoomerD2/aad.sized.jpg

I kill dogs to grow my beard. I shave the corpse and super glue it to my face.

and it looks like it too...😛

It's like a scalp for Native Americans. My cats love it, and dogs stay far away from them for fear of being slaughtered for their precious beard hair.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: zinfamous
The Siege wins.

Indeed 😀

In that pic, he looks like some kind of mutant Sasquatch... 😀

So...just for shits and giggles...I submit this:

http://www.whodah.com/albums/BoomerD2/aad.sized.jpg

I kill dogs to grow my beard. I shave the corpse and super glue it to my face.

and it looks like it too...😛

It's like a scalp for Native Americans. My cats love it, and dogs stay far away from them for fear of being slaughtered for their precious beard hair.

Be keerful how youse talk about Native Americans...I R won...and I like lifting hair.

http://www.whodah.com/albums/BoomerD2/aac.sized.jpg

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: zinfamous
The Siege wins.

Indeed 😀

In that pic, he looks like some kind of mutant Sasquatch... 😀

So...just for shits and giggles...I submit this:

http://www.whodah.com/albums/BoomerD2/aad.sized.jpg

😕

That's badass. I would totally get you stoned as hell, just for having that gigantic beard.

Hey...fuck you...don't you throw stones at me! I might shoot back. 😀

(your kind gesture would be totally wasted on me...<wasted...get it?> because I do NOT do drugs of any kind....thanks anyway)

Bullshit.

😀

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: zinfamous
The Siege wins.

Indeed 😀

One of my favorite threads. that photoshop work is quite professional, too.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980

Shens. Gigantic beard = smokes pot at the very least. Please send a urine sample to the ATOT drug testing department pronto. 😕

But really, badass beard. Do you have a motorcycle? Or at least a red PT cruiser, painted up with flame decals, with bikini clad women hanging from it?

Obligatory link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSLa08J6rv4

Sorry...I drug tested a couple of times every year at a minimum for most of my working career...I don't have to pee in anyone's cup anymore...but, for the right price I'd be glad to do it for ya...(today's Saturday, that's mandatory time & a half...cost you about $50/hr from the time I leave the house till I get back...PLUS 50.5 cents/mile. Gotta honor union rules ya know...😀 )


No PT cruiser, no flames on the cars...none of that silly shit. (and PT cruisers suck anyway)
The beard and hair are all gone...for now. I'm just a semi-normal looking old fuck nowadays...
http://www.whodah.com/albums/BoomerD2/aas.sized.jpg

Yeah, you look completely un-fun now. 🙁

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Perknose
I could easily win this.

I wonder who would come in a distant second behind me.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Perknose
I could easily win this.

I wonder who would come in a distant second behind me.

something is missing from this post. . .

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Perknose
I could easily win this.

I wonder who would come in a distant second behind me.

something is missing from this post. . .

No, no, I put a period at the end of my sentence.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Perknose
I could easily win this.

I wonder who would come in a distant second behind me.

something is missing from this post. . .

No, no, I put a period at the end of my sentence.

:camera:

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Perknose
I could easily win this.

I wonder who would come in a distant second behind me.

something is missing from this post. . .

No, no, I put a period at the end of my sentence.

:camera:

If you post a pic of yours, Mosh, I'll post one of mine -- and I WOULD WIN this contest, too.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Perknose
I could easily win this.

I wonder who would come in a distant second behind me.

something is missing from this post. . .

No, no, I put a period at the end of my sentence.

:camera:

If you post a pic of yours, Mosh, I'll post one of mine -- and I WOULD WIN this contest, too.

of course, because i shave my pubes. : /

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Perknose
I could easily win this.

I wonder who would come in a distant second behind me.

something is missing from this post. . .

No, no, I put a period at the end of my sentence.

:camera:

If you post a pic of yours, Mosh, I'll post one of mine -- and I WOULD WIN this contest, too.

of course, because i shave my pubes. : /

I'd win any ATOT beard contest. But if you post a head shot, downy lip hair and all, I'll post a pic.

Hell, if you include a nude clam shot, I'll break out the wide angle and show the world my mighty rod as well. 😉

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Perknose
I could easily win this.

I wonder who would come in a distant second behind me.

something is missing from this post. . .

No, no, I put a period at the end of my sentence.

:camera:

If you post a pic of yours, Mosh, I'll post one of mine -- and I WOULD WIN this contest, too.

of course, because i shave my pubes. : /

I'd win any ATOT beard contest. But if you post a head shot, downy lip hair and all, I'll post a pic.

i don't trust you will.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i don't trust you will.

I am, and always have been, 100% a man of my word. Besides, there is a very well known ATOT member who already has pics of me who could confirm my identity -- someone you and most everyone else would trust, too.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Perknose
I could easily win this.

I wonder who would come in a distant second behind me.

something is missing from this post. . .

No, no, I put a period at the end of my sentence.

:camera:

If you post a pic of yours, Mosh, I'll post one of mine -- and I WOULD WIN this contest, too.

of course, because i shave my pubes. : /

I'd win any ATOT beard contest. But if you post a head shot, downy lip hair and all, I'll post a pic.

i don't trust you will.

Sounds like a call for a good macro lens to me...😛

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Sounds like a call for a good macro lens to me...😛

Money talks, too. You guys get $100 to bet against me that I don't have the biggest beard on ATOT, we're on.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i don't trust you will.

I am, and always have been, 100% a man of my word. Besides, there is a very well known ATOT member who already has pics of me who could confirm my identity -- someone you and most everyone else would trust, too.

There are ATOT members who already have pics of me. I'm just not into posting them for the whole board.

Anyway.... still not sure you have the longest beard here because I've seen nothing.