atot beard contest?

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Anyway.... still not sure you have the longest beard here because I've seen nothing.

And I'm still not sure that you're a woman, let alone a decent looking one, so I guess we're even.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Anyway.... still not sure you have the longest beard here because I've seen nothing.

And I'm still not sure that you're a woman, let alone a decent looking one, so I guess we're even.

You well could be that fat naked guy sitting at his computer, with a long beard of course. That's the image I have of you until proven otherwise. wink-wink

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
You well could be that fat naked guy sitting at his computer, with a long beard of course. That's the image I have of you until proven otherwise. wink-wink

Ha ha, I'm not at all bad looking, and I'm not at all fat. Women like me.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
You well could be that fat naked guy sitting at his computer

Sorry, did someone call me?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade
You well could be that fat naked guy sitting at his computer, with a long beard of course. That's the image I have of you until proven otherwise. wink-wink

Ha ha, I'm not at all bad looking, and I'm not at all fat. Women like me.

all words... no proof.

i could tell you i was a super model just the same.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: moshquerade
You well could be that fat naked guy sitting at his computer

Sorry, did someone call me?

:laugh:

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i could tell you i was a super model just the same.

If you're a super model, I've got the super glue to put your pieces together, baby! :laugh:

Anyway, my challenge to you is out there, and my challenge to ATOT is out there as well.

 

[Homerboy]

Originally posted by: hellod9
can you beat this one?

Text


Mine is at about 2.5 weeks growth:

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/hellod9/b.JPG


Back into ATOT hell I cast ye!
-Schadenfroh

Thats 2.5 weeks of growth on you? Are you 12?

 

[TheInternet1980]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: zinfamous
The Siege wins.

Indeed

In that pic, he looks like some kind of mutant Sasquatch...

So...just for shits and giggles...I submit this:

http://www.whodah.com/albums/BoomerD2/aad.sized.jpg

I kill dogs to grow my beard. I shave the corpse and super glue it to my face.

and it looks like it too...

It's like a scalp for Native Americans. My cats love it, and dogs stay far away from them for fear of being slaughtered for their precious beard hair.

Be keerful how youse talk about Native Americans...I R won...and I like lifting hair.

http://www.whodah.com/albums/BoomerD2/aac.sized.jpg

1/2 Cherokee myself. That pic is also badass. Would you like to adopt a 27yr old pot smoking Cherokee/Scot? If yes, please provide your address.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Perknose
I could easily win this.

I wonder who would come in a distant second behind me.

something is missing from this post. . .

No, no, I put a period at the end of my sentence.

:camera:

If you post a pic of yours, Mosh, I'll post one of mine -- and I WOULD WIN this contest, too.

of course, because i shave my pubes. : /

I can vouch for her on this.

 

[glenn beck]

bout the longest you will find on me

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/glenn_beck/me1.jpg

 

[TheInternet1980]

Originally posted by: glenn beck
bout the longest you will find on me

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/glenn_beck/me1.jpg

You're not black?

 

[glenn beck]

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980

Originally posted by: glenn beck
bout the longest you will find on me

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/glenn_beck/me1.jpg

You're not black?

of course I am, just extremely light skinned

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Anyway.... still not sure you have the longest beard here because I've seen nothing.

And I'm still not sure that you're a woman, let alone a decent looking one, so I guess we're even.

You well could be that fat naked guy sitting at his computer, with a long beard of course. That's the image I have of you until proven otherwise. wink-wink

Fat, no. Naked, probably...

 

[Googer]

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: zinfamous
The Siege wins.

Indeed

Werewolf!

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i don't trust you will.

I am, and always have been, 100% a man of my word. Besides, there is a very well known ATOT member who already has pics of me who could confirm my identity -- someone you and most everyone else would trust, too.

There are ATOT members who already have pics of me. I'm just not into posting them for the whole board.

Anyway.... still not sure you have the longest beard here because I've seen nothing.

Hey now...that was my sexay period in life...

:music: I'm too sexy for my clothes, too sexy for my clothes, too sexy for my clothes :music:

http://www.whodah.com/albums/A...s-and-Graphics/acf.jpg

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980

1/2 Cherokee myself. That pic is also badass. Would you like to adopt a 27yr old pot smoking Cherokee/Scot? If yes, please provide your address.

Well, you had a shot until you mentioned the part Scot thing...the last thing I need is a stoned bag-piper hanging around driving property values down...

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: zinfamous
The Siege wins.

Indeed

In that pic, he looks like some kind of mutant Sasquatch...

So...just for shits and giggles...I submit this:

http://www.whodah.com/albums/BoomerD2/aad.sized.jpg

That's badass. I would totally get you stoned as hell, just for having that gigantic beard.

Hey...fuck you...don't you throw stones at me! I might shoot back.

(your kind gesture would be totally wasted on me...<wasted...get it?> because I do NOT do drugs of any kind....thanks anyway)

I call shens too. Your sig states clearly "Certified Reef Addict".

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: oiprocs

I call shens too. Your sig states clearly "Certified Reef Addict".

yep...reef...as in saltwater reef...not reefer as in "Reefer Madness"...unless it's this place: http://www.reefermadness.us/

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Well, you had a shot until you mentioned the part Scot thing...the last thing I need is a stoned bag-piper hanging around driving property values down...

Better not move to my friend's neighborhood (and once in a while, mine)

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Steve

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Well, you had a shot until you mentioned the part Scot thing...the last thing I need is a stoned bag-piper hanging around driving property values down...

Better not move to my friend's neighborhood (and once in a while, mine)

Why? Do you play the pipes? Are you any good?

Not much I like more than WELL-PLAYED bagpipes...unfortunately, very few actually are...

obligatory...come over and blow my chanter anytime...

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: Steve

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Well, you had a shot until you mentioned the part Scot thing...the last thing I need is a stoned bag-piper hanging around driving property values down...

Better not move to my friend's neighborhood (and once in a while, mine)

Why? Do you play the pipes? Are you any good?

Not much I like more than WELL-PLAYED bagpipes...unfortunately, very few actually are...

obligatory...come over and blow my chanter anytime...

Yes and yes.

There are more good pipers than people realize, however it's the ones who are not as good that tend to put themselves in the public eye more prominently.

And sure :evil:

 

[BoomerD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7tW3dqYmDo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...qqf70I&feature=related

http://www.artistdirect.com/na...ten/0,,4570958,00.html

 

[Steve]

I know all those tunes, but I'm more into the competitive scene.

Here's my band:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9Vv4GWZLsE

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Steve
I know all those tunes, but I'm more into the competitive scene.

Here's my band:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9Vv4GWZLsE

AAARRRGGGHHH! My EARS!

I didn't know it was possible to strangle so many cats and ducks at the same time!!:shocked:



OK, I jest...that was nice. Well done.:thumbsup: