Ate burger - now sick

[smackababy]

God is a snip...

 

[highland145]

This is truly brilliant.

It got disappoint to write a 3 paragraph rage post.

Moonbogg wins, disappoint loses.

Is he still sick?

 

[Xed]

Clearly he posted his blasphemy at a Chick-fil-a and is now paying the price.

 

[momeNt]

Is he still sick?

It was never about the burger. He needed something to bring his usage of "G-d" to people's attention.

This was trolling with a fucking nuke, not a sinker bait and some downriggers.

This may be the best troll thread of the year. This may need a lock and a sticky to memorialize.

 

[JulesMaximus]

God god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god

 

[smackababy]

It was never about the burger. He needed something to bring his usage of "G-d" to people's attention.

This was trolling with a fucking nuke, not a sinker bait and some downriggers.

This may be the best troll thread of the year. This may need a lock and a sticky to memorialize.

I don't think so. Any time you make a thread about God, someone will go into ragemode. I do this in literally every single game of Dota 2 and HoN games I played and it had an 80% troll success rate. Simply saying, before the game starts "Good luck, have fun! Please no cursing this is a Christian clan! Thanks, God bless." would elicit an angry response.

 

[Clinkster]

Such wit.

OP must be a user from the eurphoric r/atheism trying to bring its users back.

 

[Rakehellion]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cheese and rice

 

[moonbogg]

G-D IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE

You see? Nothing happened to me. You're the one who is sick OP. What good did G-D censoring do you? If G-d exists then G-d doesn't like censoring. If he did then you wouldn't be able to do it.

G-d doesn't like interstellar travel by dumbo humans, that's why you're increasingly unable to do it (accelerating expanding universe). I'm just kidding about that last one. G-d doesn't exist. If he does, he doesn't want you knowing about it. If he really wanted you to know he exists it would be trivial for him to leave no doubt. Only fools perpetuate BS like G-d exists but doesn't like the word G-d like it's some sort of racial epithet or insult and like an omniscient being would even give a flying fuck if you insult him. You wouldn't even be able to insult such a being. Only in your own pathetic, narrow, petty, hateful, screwed up mind would you think you could. But you don't really think that OP. I don't believe you're that dumb.

So carry on, and I hope you feel better soon.

Too bad G-d doesn't, or he'd have miracled your ass to feel better by now.

FTFY.

Also, since you are a special case, I went out and bought something for you. A gift from me to you, one friend to another, in the name of G-D. Just give me the address where to ship it and its yours. G-d bless.

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FTFY

 

[disappoint]

Thanks but that hat belongs on an asshat's head not my own. Give it to someone who believes on his hands and knees. Not me. I worship no one. I believe nothing. If there is a God, for this behavior he has bestowed upon me the power to not lose my lunch.

 

[BUTCH1]

GOD IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE

You see? Nothing happened to me. You're the one who is sick OP. What good did GOD censoring do you? If God exists then God doesn't like censoring. If he did then you wouldn't be able to do it.

God doesn't like interstellar travel by dumbo humans, that's why you're increasingly unable to do it (accelerating expanding universe). I'm just kidding about that last one. God doesn't exist. If he does, he doesn't want you knowing about it. If he really wanted you to know he exists it would be trivial for him to leave no doubt. Only fools perpetuate BS like God exists but doesn't like the word God like it's some sort of racial epithet or insult and like an omniscient being would even give a flying fuck if you insult him. You wouldn't even be able to insult such a being. Only in your own pathetic, narrow, petty, hateful, screwed up mind would you think you could. But you don't really think that OP. I don't believe you're that dumb.

So carry on, and I hope you feel better soon.

Too bad God doesn't, or he'd have miracled your ass to feel better by now.

Now how will you explain this post to St. Peter?, better come up with a good one or else....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y2wqkD2KVM&feature=player_detailpage#t=33

 

[mikeford]

How do you know "nothing" happened to you?

How funny will it be spending eternity in Hell with dialup only and Win8?

 

[blankslate]

Son of a bitch I feel terrible. Why in G-d's name did I eat that nasty beast?

So you're the one who starts it all.....

....

 

[MongGrel]

God god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god

Kidding a bit.

 

[MongGrel]

I prefer this hat, yeah.



Was a Freebie even.

 

[disappoint]

I prefer this hat, yeah.



Was a Freebie even.

Does God have dandruff or did you bang on the ceiling tiles with a broomstick to get ceiling cat to stop watching you masturbate? GOOD GOD MAN clean your keyboard! Or get a new one at NewEgg.

Oh yeah nice hat.

 

[feralkid]

You honestly believe that God, the so-called Creator of the universe, cares whether you censor the word God when you type it?

That's up there with the dumbest things I've ever heard.

I'm such an atheist I fear God is going to punish me.

 

[MongGrel]

Does God have dandruff or did you bang on the ceiling tiles with a broomstick to get ceiling cat to stop watching you masturbate? GOOD GOD MAN clean your keyboard! Or get a new one at NewEgg.

Oh yeah nice hat.

I don't wear it often, I just took it off the top of the computer to take a pic.

Mostly just sits up there and gathers dust, obviously.

Yeah probably about time to buy a new keyboard, it's been there way too long now.At this point would be easier to buy another than worry about it.

The Microsoft pretty cheap and just buy a new one now and then, has been a while.

My desk the messiest place in the house, maybe why it gets that way the wife shoos me off most other spots, he he.

 

[momeNt]

thread of the year. moonbogg you have won ATOT.

 

[Fritzo]

Hi, my name is Burger.

It was good for me.

 

[SSSnail]

Hi, my name is Burger.

It was good for me.

How was he? I'm Sick, btw.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

Fur burger or hamburger? Inquiring minds want to know.

Plus it would help narrow down the class of microbes that might be causing your distress.

 

[KlokWyze]

Today I learned that when you type "Jesus Fucking Christ" in Google images you get a fuck ton of awesome randomness!

The one I wanted to use was definitely ban worthy... lol

 

[KlokWyze]

lol... this thread.... fucking great

 

[SolMiester]

Son of a bitch I feel terrible. Why in G-d's name did I eat that nasty beast?

The Lord moves in mysterious ways...LOL!