Ate burger - now sick

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moonbogg

moonbogg

Lifer
Jan 8, 2011
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Son of a bitch I feel terrible. Why in G-d's name did I eat that nasty beast?
 
JManInPhoenix

JManInPhoenix

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If it's a fast food burger, you will feel better as soon as you spray it out. I can't eat fast food burgers anymore - regular burgers at a chilis, red robin, habit are fine though.
 
Newell Steamer

Newell Steamer

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Clearly, you are being punished for not stopping us, from staining God's name.

Why, I would bet, that every time we don't type God properly, He (God), is giving you (one of God's creations) cancer.

God.
 
IronWing

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
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Kadarin said:
You honestly believe that God, the so-called Creator of the universe, cares whether you censor the word God when you type it?

That's up there with the dumbest things I've ever heard.
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Stop it! He'll here you.
 
IronWing

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
71,574
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Newell Steamer said:
Clearly, you are being punished for not stopping us, from staining God's name.

Why, I would bet, that every time we don't type God properly, He (God), is giving you (one of God's creations) cancer.

God.
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Jesus H Christ guys, knock it off!
 
moonbogg

moonbogg

Lifer
Jan 8, 2011
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Kadarin said:
You honestly believe that G-d, the so-called C-----r of the universe, cares whether you censor the word G-d when you type it?

That's up there with the dumbest things I've ever heard.
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Newell Steamer said:
Clearly, you are being punished for not stopping us, from staining G-d's name.

Why, I would bet, that every time we don't type G-d properly, He (G-d), is giving you (one of G-d's creations) cancer.

G-d.
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Whew! Man, I got my work cut out for me cleaning up after you guys. Good G-d guys, have some damn respect. I will catch it and fix it every time, G-d willing.
 
disappoint

disappoint

Lifer
Dec 7, 2009
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GOD IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE

You see? Nothing happened to me. You're the one who is sick OP. What good did GOD censoring do you? If God exists then God doesn't like censoring. If he did then you wouldn't be able to do it.

God doesn't like interstellar travel by dumbo humans, that's why you're increasingly unable to do it (accelerating expanding universe). I'm just kidding about that last one. God doesn't exist. If he does, he doesn't want you knowing about it. If he really wanted you to know he exists it would be trivial for him to leave no doubt. Only fools perpetuate BS like God exists but doesn't like the word God like it's some sort of racial epithet or insult and like an omniscient being would even give a flying fuck if you insult him. You wouldn't even be able to insult such a being. Only in your own pathetic, narrow, petty, hateful, screwed up mind would you think you could. But you don't really think that OP. I don't believe you're that dumb.

So carry on, and I hope you feel better soon.

Too bad God doesn't, or he'd have miracled your ass to feel better by now.
 
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momeNt

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Jan 26, 2011
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This is truly brilliant.

It got disappoint to write a 3 paragraph rage post.

Moonbogg wins, disappoint loses.
 
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