At what are you the best?

[Crono]

OP is the best at not ending a sentence with a preposition.

 

[Zanovar]

Acting like im sober and sensible at parties.

 

[Cappuccino]

I'm good at sleeping. I can sleep 12 hours + without waking up. I am a pro at this. I should be in the Guinness world record bookz.

 

[Thebobo]

I'm good at sleeping. I can sleep 12 hours + without waking up. I am a pro at this. I should be in the Guinness world record bookz.

Wait until you have to pee three times a night.

 

[Zanovar]

Wait until you have to pee three times a night.

Plastic covering over the mattress?.they work.messy business.

 

[Smoblikat]

There's a species of endangered cactus that ranges in size from really small to alternator size. I can spot them from a vehicle moving at highway speeds. People riding with me are like, "How do you do that?", er, "Watch the god damn road!"

These cacti dont happen to be in New Mexico, and maybe Arizona too, do they?

 

[highland145]

These cacti dont happen to be in New Mexico, and maybe Arizona too, do they?

That's why they're endangered.

 

[Smoblikat]

That's why they're endangered.

Ooohhhh not yet theyre not, once I get to AZ then they can be officially deemed "endangered".

 

[highland145]

lol

 

[AdamK47]

I'm good at making money and spending money.

 

[clamum]

Before entering the workforce, I used to sleep 10-12 hours per day. Now I can only get 9-10 hours a day.

During the week I get maybe 6 hours of sleep a night but weekends my parents aren't visiting I'll get 12. I could actually sleep more but I force myself to get up. I'm thinking about getting a nice new mattress in the near future but that might be dangerous; I might never leave the bed then. :-O

 

[BD231]

I used to be really good at finding awesome bitches ..... now I can't find a single bitch for lover. I am good at nothing FeelsBadMan

I see 400 pound men with wives month after month .... and I can't get a single bitch or lover. Its a terrible life, so I guess I am good at having a terrible life FeelsTerribleMan.

1.5 years with no pussy .... 1.5 years with no pussy or lover to fuk on. I try, week after to week, to get a bitch, and week after week, I can't get a single bitch.

I CANNOT FIND A SINGLE BITCH ON THIS ENTIRE FUCING EARTH TO FUK ON, WHICH IS WEIRD CUS THAT'S ALL I USED TO DO, AND NOW I HAVE NOTHING. NOT A GOD DAMN SINGLE BITCH TO FUK ON.

 

[BudAshes]

I used to be really good at finding awesome bitches ..... now I can't find a single bitch for lover. I am good at nothing FeelsBadMan

I see 400 pound men with wives month after month .... and I can't get a single bitch or lover. Its a terrible life, so I guess I am good at having a terrible life FeelsTerribleMan.

1.5 years with no pussy .... 1.5 years with no pussy or lover to fuk on. I try, week after to week, to get a bitch, and week after week, I can't get a single bitch.

I CANNOT FIND A SINGLE BITCH ON THIS ENTIRE FUCING EARTH TO FUK ON, WHICH IS WEIRD CUS THAT'S ALL I USED TO DO, AND NOW I HAVE NOTHING. NOT A GOD DAMN SINGLE BITCH TO FUK ON.

I'd start by not calling women bitches or saying "fuk on." That ought to get you started.

 

[PJFrylar]

Not referring to them as bitches might be a place to start.

 

[cbrunny]

I used to be really good at finding awesome bitches ..... now I can't find a single bitch for lover. I am good at nothing FeelsBadMan

I see 400 pound men with wives month after month .... and I can't get a single bitch or lover. Its a terrible life, so I guess I am good at having a terrible life FeelsTerribleMan.

1.5 years with no pussy .... 1.5 years with no pussy or lover to fuk on. I try, week after to week, to get a bitch, and week after week, I can't get a single bitch.

I CANNOT FIND A SINGLE BITCH ON THIS ENTIRE FUCING EARTH TO FUK ON, WHICH IS WEIRD CUS THAT'S ALL I USED TO DO, AND NOW I HAVE NOTHING. NOT A GOD DAMN SINGLE BITCH TO FUK ON.

I bet it's the gangstalkers.

 

[highland145]

I'd start by not calling women bitches or saying "fuk on." That ought to get you started.

Or his sister could get a divorce.

 

[BudAshes]

I bet it's the gangstalkers.

The truth is his past romantic dalliances are probably as imaginary as his gang of stalkers.

 

[BD231]

I had awesome, beautiful, successful womenz that I adored. Now, I can't get a god damn fucking thing.

 

[cbrunny]

I had awesome, beautiful, successful womenz that I adored. Now, I can't get a god damn fucking thing.

pornhub is .com, not .net. That might fix your problem.

 

[Ajay]

Or his sister could get a divorce.

Oh snap! Funny thread :thumbsup:

I also excel at losing tools. I usually find them a few years later when I decided to a major cleanup of the garage/basement.
In between those time I blame my wife - even though she only touches my tools like once a year. She just laughs at me

 

[Ajay]

I had awesome, beautiful, successful womenz that I adored. Now, I can't get a god damn fucking thing.

Look on the bright side - you could be the poster boy for an abstinence program

 

[BD231]

Look on the bright side - you could be the poster boy for an abstinence program

Yea, here's how to be the unhappiest motherfucker on earth. Enjoy.

 

[Xstatic1]

While I wouldn't consider myself the best, I do strive to bake/cook the best-tasting whatever. This usually involves reviewing at least 5-10 similar recipes, reading recipe reviews, coming up with a recipe, cooking/baking it, and then making tweaks to fine-tune it.

Sometimes I get lucky in that a recipe I select (whether it be a cookbook, someone's food blog, etc.) is good enough that I don't have to fine-tune it.

 

[skull]

i like to place tools in one location, need it a few seconds later, then i'll waste a few minutes looking around for it. i've been doing this for 20+ years.

Don't you hate that half the time I find them in my back pocket after thinking I left it somewhere.

I'm the best at fixing stuff. I do residential heating, cooling, electric and plumbing good enough to get finals on permits. Won't always be the best job but better than a lot of other hacks. I also work on cars, computers, tools, etc. I don't claim to be the best at anything but I'm the best at fixing a whole bunch of random shit.

 

[highland145]

Don't you hate that half the time I find them in my back pocket after thinking I left it somewhere.

I'm the best at fixing stuff. I do residential heating, cooling, electric and plumbing good enough to get finals on permits. Won't always be the best job but better than a lot of other hacks. I also work on cars, computers, tools, etc. I don't claim to be the best at anything but I'm the best at fixing a whole bunch of random shit.

Good $$ for the qualified self employed. My bro is $95/hr and that's about the norm.