"At Polk High School, I scored 4 touchdowns in one game"

[kt]

Originally posted by: maladroit
[Al makes one of his many fat jokes to a customer]

Customer: I can't believe you'd say that to my face!

Al: Well, I'd say it behind your back, but my car only has half a tank of gas!

LOL

 

[AzNKiD]

best show ever
academy and others never gave it any credit or awards for its beauty

i am so pissed that the academy and others never gave it any credit or awards for its beauty. during its prime, it SHOULD have won best comedy of the year for at least 5 times. :| they didnt even nominated this show at all :disgust:

 

[shabby]

Chick: Fat free muffin?
Al: You certainly are.... (hides muffin in his pocket) mmm that was delicious