"At Polk High School, I scored 4 touchdowns in one game"

[NFS4]

Fans will know EXACTLY what show I'm talking about as it was played up all throughout its long timespan on TV. I was just watching some NFL football on TV and it made me think of him

 

[StevenYoo]

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa BUNDY!

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: GuybrushThreepwood
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa BUNDY!

LOL!

"So this fat cow sasquatches her way into the shoe store today..."

 

[Sid59]

BUD!

 

[Jhill]

I like the one where is is referring to antoher person (i forget who)

and Al says "What kind of pathetic loser lives through their faded high school past"

and everyone just stares at him

 

[XMan]

I used to love that show.

 

[waggy]

al bundy was my hero! i even married a redhead to be like him!




though im not a shoe salesman nor did i play football.

 

[Amused]

I cried when that show was cancelled.

 

[ohtwell]

I love that show!!

Al Bundy was teh man!


: ) Amanda

 

[ElFenix]

christina applegate is a hottie

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: NFS4
Fans will know EXACTLY what show I'm talking about as it was played up all throughout its long timespan on TV. I was just watching some NFL football on TV and it made me think of him

Do they still play it on FX? I love that show

 

[bigrash]

Man that was the best comedy on tv ever! I still laugh my ass off when I watch the reruns.

 

[Windogg]

The Mighty Dodge!!!

"Hi, I'd like to report a missing.......... person. Describe her? About 5 feet tall, 8 feet wide, weighs 4000lbs, smoke belching out the rear..... NO IT'S NOT OPRAH!!!"

 

[Kev]

[Al makes one of his many fat jokes to a customer]

Customer: I can't believe you'd say that to my face!

Al: Well, I'd say it behind your back, but my car only has half a tank of gas!

 

[bolido2000]

I used to watch the reruns everynight. Love it.

 

[RalphWiggum]

I think this is my favorite line ever from the show...

Fat Woman: "I've had enough of you!"
Al:"I bet you wouldn't be saying that if I came with fries and a medium Coke. You know, medium? The size between small and YOU!"

That always makes me laugh.

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: RalphWiggum
I think this is my favorite line ever from the show...

Fat Woman: "I've had enough of you!"
Al:"I bet you wouldn't be saying that if I came with fries and a medium Coke. You know, medium? The size between small and YOU!"

That always makes me laugh.

BAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Jhill]

"A woman came into the shoestore today that was so fat there were actually 3 smaller women orbiting around her".

 

[AsianriceX]

"A fat woman came into the shoe store today and said she needed shoes for a costume Christmas party. I said, 'why don't you put some shoes on your hands, tape a star on your butt and go as the world's biggest and ugliest tree...'"

I dunno if I got that quote verbatim, but the concept of it always makes me laugh

 

[NFS4]

"You think I'm a loser? Because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, and a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every day when I wake up in the morning, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep. So I get up. I have my watered-down Tang and my still-frozen Pop Tart. I get in my car with no gas, no upholstery, and six more payments. I fight honking traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes onto the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I wanted to. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never know the joy of driving through the city without a bag over my head. But I'm not a loser. Because, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what they wanted to be, is out there, being what we don't want to be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I didn't put a gun in my mouth years ago -- that little fact makes me a winner, baby! "

 

[Aves]

That show is awesome. They still air it on FX.

 

[NewSc2]

Fox viewing positions!

 

[Darien]

I believe they show reruns on fox still...
...at least in so. cal...

 

[gopunk]

i loved that show too it's amazing how many of my friends did too, considering we were all like 10 when it was on, and they're all girls :Q

 

[FrontlineWarrior]

Originally posted by: NFS4
"You think I'm a loser? Because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, and a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every day when I wake up in the morning, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep. So I get up. I have my watered-down Tang and my still-frozen Pop Tart. I get in my car with no gas, no upholstery, and six more payments. I fight honking traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes onto the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I wanted to. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never know the joy of driving through the city without a bag over my head. But I'm not a loser. Because, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what they wanted to be, is out there, being what we don't want to be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I didn't put a gun in my mouth years ago -- that little fact makes me a winner, baby! "

so true.