AT don't even hesitate, go buy this ice cream

[monkeydelmagico]

Has Splenda = Devils work

 

[IronWing]

the haagen dasz salted caramel is fucking amazing

ICE CREAM: CREAM, SKIM MILK, SUGAR, EGG YOLKS. SALTED CARAMEL SWIRL: CORN SYRUP, SWEETENED CONDENSED MILK (MILK, SUGAR),CREAM, SUGAR, WATER, BUTTER (CREAM, SALT), SALT, PECTIN, SOY LECITHIN. SALTED CARAMEL TRUFFLES: SUGAR, COCONUT OIL, CORN SYRUP, SWEETENED CONDENSED MILK (MILK, SUGAR), CREAM, NONFAT MILK, MILK, WATER, COCOA PROCESSED WITH ALKALI, BUTTER (CREAM, SALT), SEA SALT, SOY LECITHIN, NATURAL FLAVORS.

That's better.

I'm going to repeat the Breyers ingredient list just to hammer home the difference.

Skim Milk, Maltitol Syrup, Toffee Pieces [Maltitol, Polydextrose, Coconut Oil, Butter (Cream, Salt), Nonfat Dry Milk, Salt, Soy Lecithin, Natural And Artificial Flavor, Sucralose], Maltodextrin, (Corn), Cream, Whey, Contains 2% Or Less of Each of The Following: Mono- And Diglycerides, Guar Gum, Carob Bean Gum, Caramel Color, Salt, Acesulfame Potassium, Carrageenan, Natural Flavors, Sucralose (Splenda(R) Brand), Tara Gum, Vitamin A Palmitate.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

talenti guys

https://www.talentigelato.com/

Its bomb.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

edit title, its not ice cream

 

[Dirigible]

Store bought ice cream?????


First, during winter I visit a pure spring in the mountains. I gather water and put it out to freeze in blocks. I excavate a cave and transport via horse drawn sledge my ice to store in the cave for summer.

I head to the ocean and get sea water. I bring that water to my shallow evaporation containers. The sun works its magic for sea salt. I gather the sea salt, picking up each individual crystal carefully.

I've been growing sugar beets, because anyone who knows anything knows sugar cane is inferior. I hand craft all the tools and equipment I use to get sugar from the sugar beets.

Over a period of years I've been increasing my ability to lactate. I gather my own milk and skim off the cream.

Once I have my ice, my rock salt, my sugar and my cream, I say fuck this shit and buy whatever is on sale at the grocery store.

 

[Mai72]

 

[surfsatwerk]

Over a period of years I've been increasing my ability to lactate.

Do you have video of this? There's a market for it.

 

[Mai72]

 

[Dirigible]

Live performances only.

 

[IronWing]

I head to the ocean and get sea water. I bring that water to my shallow evaporation containers. The sun works its magic for sea salt. I gather the sea salt, picking up each individual crystal carefully.

Fail. Mined salt is mo better than sea salt. Sea salt contains all the toxins humans have been excreting into the oceans. Mined salt comes from a time when the earth was pure, nothing but water, sun, and dinosaur shit.

 

[Dirigible]

Fail. Mined salt is mo better than sea salt. Sea salt contains all the toxins humans have been excreting into the oceans. Mined salt comes from a time when the earth was pure, nothing but water, sun, and dinosaur shit.

My shame knows no bounds.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

let me blow your minds here guys:

Apple Pie Ice Cream Bar with Brown Butter-White Chocolate Shell and Graham Cracker Streusel

 

[KidNiki1]

and
It's not even ice cream

Most Breyer's varieties these days are such crap that they can't even be called ice cream, they have to be sold as "frozen dairy dessert".

this. i bought some the other day because it was on sale and i remembered breyers being good back when i was younger. i dont know what "frozen dairy dessert" is other than CRAP. it tastes super weird and scary and the chocolate wouldnt wash off the bowl in the dishwasher. all the other dishes came out clean except the bowls that had breyers in them still had a brown residue of i dont even know what.

i will never buy breyers again.

 

[Kaido]

Breyer's no sugar added Salted Caramel Swirl

old's law applies here

 

[Mai72]

 

[LucJoe]

Has Splenda = Devils work

Splenda in the Toffee pieces AND the ice cream.

But that's not enough, then they throw in some Acesulfame potassium. But hey, at least there's no evil sugar...

 

[KeithTalent]

Hahaha, this.

KT

 

[MiniDoom]

Has Splenda = Devils work

I'll take sucralose any day over aspartame.

 

[Xstatic1]

the haagen dasz salted caramel is fucking amazing

Seconded. :thumbsup:

 

[Markbnj]

talenti guys

https://www.talentigelato.com/

Its bomb.

Talenti is pretty damn awesome. My wife got the salted caramel last night (see, it _is_ a fad). It's richer than just about any other ice cream I've had.

Oh, and: lol at Breyers.

 

[MongGrel]

It's sweetened with Splenda. What the goddamn fuck Breyers? I can tell you the one thought I've never had while eating dessert is "I really wish this was healthier." It's fucking dessert. Just give me sugar.

pass.

 

[MongGrel]

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q...5502667B78FFE27DE9A7BA6CF497D&selectedIndex=5

 

[feralkid]

crafted organic artisan farm-to-table gelato only for this guy.

Unless the farmer is making it himself, it still goes from farm to factory, then to a distribution center, then shipped to a retailer, then to your table.




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[Ns1]

Unless the farmer is making it himself, it still goes from farm to factory, then to the distribution center, then shipped to a retailer.

farm to table is Farm -> Chef -> Table.

big in some sections of the country where we have access to fresh produce ^_^

 

[feralkid]

farm to table is Farm -> Chef -> Table.

big in some sections of the country where we have access to fresh produce ^_^

Excellent. I was hoping that was the case.

:thumbsup: