Assuming that God exists...

[jayXTP]

Does He have a form? If so, what does He look like?

 

[Spoooon]

She's probably some hot looking babe.

 

[iwearnosox]

God's a fat chick.

 

[DaWhim]

read the bible....genesis...duh

 

[Eli]

Fsck.. there goes another few inches of coastline.

People need to stop posting so many religious threads. I think they're causing global warming.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Eli
Fsck.. there goes another few inches of coastline.

People need to stop posting so many religious threads. I think they're causing global warming.

I thought it was just you heating up the planet baby.

:wine::heart:

 

[spanky]

george burns

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42

Originally posted by: Eli
Fsck.. there goes another few inches of coastline.

People need to stop posting so many religious threads. I think they're causing global warming.

I thought it was just you heating up the planet baby.

:wine::heart:

:Q:heart:

 

[jayXTP]

I don't know if God has form or is abstract. But it got me thinking yesterday when I met a HK on campus yesterday. He gave me this book (Bhagvad-Gita) which contains 700 verses of a conversation between God and his friend when He appeared ~5000 years ago. It has some pictures in there with captions of verses, which seem pretty cool. Anyways, you can check out the online version here: http://asitis.com

 

[hawkeye81x]

Originally posted by: DaWhim
read the bible....genesis...duh

*thinks of dirty VD joke to himself*

 

[godspeedx]

No.

 

[AreaCode707]

Yeah, Jewish carpenter-looking dude, kinda rough looking, walked around outside a lot.

 

[Howard]

If man was created in God's image, why does man have nipples?

 

[glen]

Originally posted by: Howard
If man was created in God's image, why does man have nipples?

Spiritual image, not literal image.
When you start takign the bible, or any religion for that matter, literally, you get bad results.

 

[xeno2060]

Because nipples are fun to play with

 

[UglyCasanova]

Originally posted by: xeno2060
Because nipples are fun to play with

Exactly, plus we would look weird without them.

<-- Likes his nipples.

 

[edro]

We were made in HIS image...

 

[glen]

The thread asks us to assume God exists.
No where does it mention assume a Christian God, so why do so many folks assume that is what is ment?

 

[edro]

Originally posted by: glen
The thread asks us to assume God exists.
No where does it mention assume a Christian God, so why do so many folks assume that is what is ment?

Because 80% of American's are Christian, and 90% of this board are Americans...


EDIT: D@mn! That 80% was a guess, and apparently I am right:
83% of Americans are Christian...

 

[clamum]

Well of course the Christian religion is the only right one, all the others are fake and will lead you straight to hell.

 

[Broohaha]

this thread is blasphemous.

 

[godspeedx]

Originally posted by: glen
The thread asks us to assume God exists.
No where does it mention assume a Christian God, so why do so many folks assume that is what is ment?

What did you think of when you read it?

 

[CrazyPerson]

i am not yet buring in hell... therefore... God doesnot exist

 

[ed21x]

if men didn't have nipples, our pecks would look weird.

 

[her209]

God can appear in many forms.