Assgaskets -- Who uses them? - now with poll

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: ATLien247
I've always wondered how effective ass gaskets are against butt fungus. I mean, they are awfully thin...

I've heard that fecal bacteria can penetrate through something like 6 layers of toilet paper.

Only if you taunt them.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: ATLien247
I've always wondered how effective ass gaskets are against butt fungus. I mean, they are awfully thin...

I've heard that fecal bacteria can penetrate through something like 6 layers of toilet paper.

Only if you taunt them.

Hey! Thats further comment.

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Penn & Teller did an episode about this on BS.. the conclusion was that our faces are dirtier than our asses. And that there are very few germs on the surface of our ass that we sit on.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Penn & Teller did an episode about this on BS.. the conclusion was that our faces are dirtier than our asses. And that there are very few germs on the surface of our ass that we sit on.

There's a joke about tossing salads and e-coli in restaurant salad bars there somewhere.....

 

[Chronoshock]

Yeah I always use them if they're there. Otherwise I line it with TP

 

[iamme]

mmmmm.....butt fungus......

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Penn & Teller did an episode about this on BS.. the conclusion was that our faces are dirtier than our asses. And that there are very few germs on the surface of our ass that we sit on.

I've also pointed out in the past that your keyboard is likely to be dirtier than your toilet, according to recent studies. Not to mention, your toilet is capable of spraying a fine mist over everything in the bathroom when flushed.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Penn & Teller did an episode about this on BS.. the conclusion was that our faces are dirtier than our asses. And that there are very few germs on the surface of our ass that we sit on.

There's a joke about tossing salads and e-coli in restaurant salad bars there somewhere.....

Are you trying to horn in on my position as "Official Guardian of the Edge of Moral Oblivion"? :evil:

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Penn & Teller did an episode about this on BS.. the conclusion was that our faces are dirtier than our asses. And that there are very few germs on the surface of our ass that we sit on.

There's a joke about tossing salads and e-coli in restaurant salad bars there somewhere.....

Are you trying to horn in on my position as "Official Guardian of the Edge of Moral Oblivion"? :evil:

Dammit. I thought I got that one through the 5-hole.

 

[Aharami]

yes, definately. if not, TP around the seat

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Penn & Teller did an episode about this on BS.. the conclusion was that our faces are dirtier than our asses. And that there are very few germs on the surface of our ass that we sit on.

There's a joke about tossing salads and e-coli in restaurant salad bars there somewhere.....

Are you trying to horn in on my position as "Official Guardian of the Edge of Moral Oblivion"? :evil:

Dammit. I thought I got that one through the 5-hole.

Tell you what, we can probably grandfather that one in.

 

[cremator]

I took a crap only once in a public bathroom. In 3rd grade. I avoid taking a crap in a public place, I'd much rather hold it until I get home.

 

[SaltBoy]

I've never used them, even when available. And you know what? I don't care. On top of that, I've never gotten sick after using a restroom. Whenever I go to the doctor, I've always been pronounced "unusually healthy."

I'm not germ-obsessive and have no idea why some of you are.

 

[Bryophyte]

For all you hoverers, isn't the splash worse than the assgasket?

 

[Electric Amish]

Yeah, that micron thickness of paper is a lifesaver... :roll:

 

[Rainsford]

Nope, even in really "public" toilets like in airports and what not.

I've done this for 21 years and never had any "butt fungus" or any sort of problems, that's what skin is there for. It's protection against that kind of stuff. Unless you never shower, nothing sits on your skin long enough to cause problems. Unless of course someone will be licking your ass, then it's just common decency

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: SaltBoy
I've never used them, even when available. And you know what? I don't care. On top of that, I've never gotten sick after using a restroom. Whenever I go to the doctor, I've always been pronounced "unusually healthy."

Most doctors call that "priapism". :laugh:

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
For all you hoverers, isn't the splash worse than the assgasket?

There is a subtle technique that enables one to avoid the splash.

 

[SaltBoy]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: SaltBoy
I've never used them, even when available. And you know what? I don't care. On top of that, I've never gotten sick after using a restroom. Whenever I go to the doctor, I've always been pronounced "unusually healthy."

Most doctors call that "priapism". :laugh:

I had to look that one up. Greaaaat! :roll:

 

[godmare]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
For all you hoverers, isn't the splash worse than the assgasket?

There is a subtle technique that enables one to avoid the splash.

Like a bomber that pulls up after dropping it's 'package'?

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Rainsford
Nope, even in really "public" toilets like in airports and what not.

I've done this for 21 years and never had any "butt fungus" or any sort of problems, that's what skin is there for. It's protection against that kind of stuff. Unless you never shower, nothing sits on your skin long enough to cause problems. Unless of course someone will be licking your ass, then it's just common decency

We here at ATOT thank you for imparting those pearls of wisdom regarding proper rimjob etiquette.

 

[Doboji]

I have a built in assgasket, and a technique... it's called Skin and a Shower.

You really think that thin piece of paper is going to protect you?

-Max

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: godmare

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
For all you hoverers, isn't the splash worse than the assgasket?

There is a subtle technique that enables one to avoid the splash.

Like a bomber that pulls up after dropping it's 'package'?

<---nods

 

[notfred]

Seeing as I'm not some kind of paraniod germophobe, no I don't use them.

Number of public toilets I've sat on: lots.

Number of diseases I've caught from them: zero.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: SaltBoy

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: SaltBoy
I've never used them, even when available. And you know what? I don't care. On top of that, I've never gotten sick after using a restroom. Whenever I go to the doctor, I've always been pronounced "unusually healthy."

Most doctors call that "priapism". :laugh:

I had to look that one up. Greaaaat! :roll:

Sorry, I've almost used up my Strategic Funny Reserves for today.