Assgaskets -- Who uses them? - now with poll

[NuclearNed]

Every time your naked butt hits the bare seat, you are rubbing butts with everyone else who has used the seat.


Regardless of their actual practicality, assgaskets provide me with peace of mind.

 

[Dissipate]

I use them just in case a mentally handicapped person missed the bowl.

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: ATLien247
I've always wondered how effective ass gaskets are against butt fungus. I mean, they are awfully thin...

I remember seeing something on this on that Penn & Teller show Bull Sh!t, they had some doctors on there basically saying it does nothing at all to protect the ass and that whoever invented it was a complete genius playing off of peoples fears, but in fact toilet seats are hardly ever covered with any threating disease of any sorts.

 

[thomsbrain]

i noticed they didn't seem to have them anywhere in england when i went there. i have to make the makeshift TP ring every goddamned time

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
i noticed they didn't seem to have them anywhere in england when i went there. i have to make the makeshift TP ring every goddamned time

Yeah, and I bet the limey in the next stall was wondering WTF you're doing in there...

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: SaltBoy

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: SaltBoy
I've never used them, even when available. And you know what? I don't care. On top of that, I've never gotten sick after using a restroom. Whenever I go to the doctor, I've always been pronounced "unusually healthy."

Most doctors call that "priapism". :laugh:

I had to look that one up. Greaaaat! :roll:

Sorry, I've almost used up my Strategic Funny Reserves for today.

You had to release the SFR to keep crude Funny prices down? Bowing to press pressure, I see.

 

[Peetoeng]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Yeah, that micron thickness of paper is a lifesaver... :roll:

That's true. If it looks suspect, I'd grab some toilet paper, pour liquid soap on it, and wipe the seat. You gotta nuke those suckers.

 

[hzl eyed grl]

I use them whever they're provided. I'm thinking about buying a travel pack to put in my purse. I've noticed that since moving to Virginia, most places over here don't provide them. Almost everywhere in California provides them, so there was no need to buy any.



/me waves hi to Beau

 

[Squisher]

No, I just try to leave more diseases than I take with me.

 

[Beau]

bump for repost

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Beau
bump for repost

:Q

 

[Mo0o]

I'm always afraid of peeing on them and the urine creeping up the paper. Or i dont make it through the hole on the back end. The whole the assgaskets provide always seem to be smaller than the toilet ring itself.

 

[spacejamz]

This reminds of that Howie Mandel skit on these? Since they were protection, he didn't need security guards....guess you had to see the skit...