Ask the 25yo Female

[judasmachine]

why does my back itch so much tonight?

 

[Tu13erhead]

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[moshquerade]

ho hum

 

[Skunkwourk]

Originally posted by: Tu13erhead

Originally posted by: judasmachine
why does my back itch so much tonight?

I'll answer this one.

Scabies.

hahahah

 

[BeenBetter]

we're still trying to figure out if you ARE a girl...

EDIT: fine heres one, should the guy pay for the second date, third, fourth etc...[/quote]

I think its important for the guy to pay for the first couple of dates. Let the girl pay for the 3rd if you want. I stopped seeing a guy because he let me pay for the first date... He wasn't that impressive anyway.

 

[JRich]

I'm going out back to light a cigar. Come get me when she answers my question.

 

[HaxorNubcake]

how does it feel to have female body parts???????

 

[Tu13erhead]

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[judasmachine]

Originally posted by: Tu13erhead

Originally posted by: judasmachine
why does my back itch so much tonight?

I'll answer this one.

Scabies.

no i had that cured last week.

 

[hypn0tik]

Why are you so slow at answering questions?

 

[Isocene]

How much do you make/have you made in your engineering jobs?

 

[BeenBetter]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: BeenBetter
LOL.. I was expecting more questions about dating girls.. guess not..

Fine! How do you convince a girl to do it in a "very uncomfortable place?" (like the back seat of a volkswagen)

I don't think you should have to convince. Either she's comfortable with it or not. And if you must have it that way, try it at night in a secluded place where no one will bust you... don't bring it up.. just try it.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
Why are you so slow at answering questions?

because she is chewing gum

 

[Tu13erhead]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
Why are you so slow at answering questions?

because she is chewing gum

:thumbsup:

 

[BeenBetter]

Originally posted by: JRich
How many times would a swallow need to beat its wings in order to maintain a proper air-speed velocity while carring a coconut?

Can't you guys just ask something simple like how a transistor works?

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
Why are you so slow at answering questions?

because she is chewing gum

You know....I could SO change a word there and quote this but I would get SO banned

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: BeenBetter

Originally posted by: JRich
How many times would a swallow need to beat its wings in order to maintain a proper air-speed velocity while carring a coconut?

Can't you guys just ask something simple like how a transistor works?

Enlighten me!

Edit: Feel free to discuss MOSFETs, BJTs and JFETs.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: BeenBetter

Originally posted by: JRich
How many times would a swallow need to beat its wings in order to maintain a proper air-speed velocity while carring a coconut?

Can't you guys just ask something simple like how a transistor works?

Okay. How does wikipedia say a transistor works?

 

[mugs]

I like how the female members get all jealous when another female posts an attention whoring thread

 

[lrad50]

Question-

Does Wayne Brady have to slap a bitch?

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
Why are you so slow at answering questions?

because she is chewing gum

You know....I could SO change a word there and quote this but I would get SO banned

Do it anyways!

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: mugs
I like how the female members get all jealous when another presumed female posts an attention whoring thread

Fixed

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: mugs
I like how the female members get all jealous when another female posts an attention whoring thread

ya think?

i give wiseass comments all around. i don't discriminate.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: BeenBetter

Originally posted by: JRich
How many times would a swallow need to beat its wings in order to maintain a proper air-speed velocity while carring a coconut?

Can't you guys just ask something simple like how a transistor works?

Watch many movies? You missed at least two movie references so far - this one (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) and mine (Mallrats)

 

[BeenBetter]

Originally posted by: Proletariat
Do you like tall, dark and handsome men?

tall and handsome, yes. Dark or not dark.. it doesn't matter