Q: did your parents ever mention The Emperor, teach you about man's natural condition of servitude, or casually shout "Tennoheika Banzai"?
Also tell us about your Katana, both real and figurative.
No, I honestly know close to 0 about Japanese history. Whenever my family went to Japan for the summer, they did put me into Japanese school and when I was back at the states, I did attend Japanese school (saturday school, had language arts and math)
My Katana

you'll just have to ask my girlfriend. I don't own a katana nor does my mom or dad.
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I actually read (watched?) a thing about that. It was a Manga artist back in like, the 60s or something that wanted to do pr0n, but wasn't permitted to show actual stuff, so he came up with a sexualized proxy for it (tentacles). Kinda took hold from there and has persisted ever since. They interviewed the guy on the show, he had no idea it'd become so iconic.
Japanese men are weird (people are weird in general, I mean, think of all the fetishes that exist)
Is it true what they say about "Kancho"? Does the practice actually exist? Kancho!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEh5G0rMns8&t=1s
There is actually a kancho statue somewhere iirc and it's more a kids thing, kinda like credit carding or punching someone in the nuts
So what I hear you saying is that the sushi with the Valveeta and bacon filling might not be traditional?
Sorry to burst your bubble.
In all seriousness, as a former college student, I went to those "BOGO sushi roll" places (where a roll is like 8-12 bucks so it's already kinda accounting for the loss from making it BOGO) and I loved it because 1) real sushi is expensive since raw fish is expensive (especially fresh af raw fish) 2) it tasted good 3) it was cheap. I see the appeal in the fushi (yes, I just made it up, fake sushi) and I do enjoy it from time to time.