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Ask a Texan man anything

I've heard that only steers and queers come from Texas and you don't look like no steer. Care to elaborate?
 
Erm... can't think of anything a Texan would know that I would want to find out. Despite what Texans seems to be believe nobody else actually gives a shit about Texas.
 
Originally posted by: minendo
I've heard that only steers and queers come from Texas and you don't look like no steer. Care to elaborate?
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You heard wrong. Dem queers came from Kaliforneeay
 
Originally posted by: venkman
So whats it like having your quarterback sacked 400 times a season?
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It doesn't bother me because I don't watch too much NFL. I like watching Cart McCry getting sacked by the Aggies though.

Originally posted by: moshquerade
do you own a bunch of steer?
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I don't own any animals, but my roommate has a cat.

Originally posted by: Ronstang
Why do they not pronounce the "H" in Humble??
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I'm not sure. I'm actually from Kingwood too. I don't remember why I put Humble.

Originally posted by: minendo
I've heard that only steers and queers come from Texas and you don't look like no steer. Care to elaborate?
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Unfortunately, this is incorrect.

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
How do you pronounce "acorn"?
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A - CORN

 
The best thing I have ever heard was from some German exchange students who commented that they were surprised at how modern/urban a particular city in Texas was, since many people not from the United States (and some from) seem to think Texas is a backwater "Old West" horse-riding state.
 
Originally posted by: Spartan Niner
Originally posted by: Ronstang
Why do they not pronounce the "H" in Humble??
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It's a Southern thing (and wrong)
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Humble, the feeling, is different from Humble, the city. The correct pronunciation for Humble is not that same as the one for humble.

Originally posted by: njmodi
Why IS everything bigger in Texas?
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Unfortunately we have a lot of fat people here.
 
Does Texas actually have 4 seasons in 1 day?
Why isn't it spelled Texis?
Why are they obsessed with swamp coolers? I haven't seen a swamp there yet
Why not raise pandas on the ranch?
Texan BBQ's have a lot of beef, while southern states have a lot of pork. I have no question about this yet.
 
Originally posted by: Spartan Niner
The best thing I have ever heard was from some German exchange students who commented that they were surprised at how modern/urban a particular city in Texas was, since many people not from the United States (and some from) seem to think Texas is a backwater "Old West" horse-riding state.
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Lots of younger kids from other states think we are all cowboys who ride horses to school. I remember new kids from out of state coming to school for the first time and wondering where all the horses were.
 
Originally posted by: foghorn67
Does Texas actually have 4 seasons in 1 day?
Why isn't it spelled Texis?
Why are they obsessed with swamp coolers? I haven't seen a swamp there yet
Why not raise pandas on the ranch?
Texan BBQ's have a lot of beef, while southern states have a lot of pork. I have no question about this yet.
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In the early days of Texas BBQ, beef was plentiful and cheaper than pork.

It stuck, and it's mighty good 🙂
 
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