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[jlee]

What is the Ultimate Question?

 

[BudAshes]

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

 

[Locut0s]

What is yet another reason not to live in China?

Despite being communist they have a largely private health care system. Oh the ironing.

 

[AreaCode707]

If you're on a parole board, would you let a violent criminal out of prison?

 

[Locut0s]

What is the Ultimate Question?

That which is asked before providing the Ultimate Answer.

 

[Locut0s]

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

He is a 62 year old Caucasian male who teaches Chinese at a local college.

 

[Goosemaster]

That which is asked before providing the Ultimate Answer.

Unless it was rhetorical.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

 

[Locut0s]

If you're on a parole board, would you let a violent criminal out of prison?

If he pays me enough, yes.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

A man leaves home, makes 3 lefts and comes home again, what does he do for a living?

 

[AreaCode707]

Do people cry in heaven?

 

[Goosemaster]

A man leaves home, makes 3 lefts and comes home again, what does he do for a living?

breathe

 

[Locut0s]

Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

Because the driveway strickly speaking is not to be parked on but is supposed to be a "WAY" between a public road and where you DO park your car. And a parkway is just another term for a public road/freeway etc...

 

[WaTaGuMp]

breathe

Wrong answer.

 

[Locut0s]

Do people cry in heaven?

Moot, heaven doesn't exist.

 

[AreaCode707]

Traveling by plane on January 1st - how busy?

 

[Locut0s]

A man leaves home, makes 3 lefts and comes home again, what does he do for a living?

He is a baseball player.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

He is a baseball player.

How long did it take to Google that?

 

[Locut0s]

Traveling by plane on January 1st - how busy?

100000 in busy units.

 

[Locut0s]

How long did it take to Google that?

About 30 seconds after realizing I could just Google it instead of trying to work it out.

 

[AreaCode707]

If you could sleep with one celebrity, who would it be?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

May I go to sleep now?

 

[Locut0s]

If you could sleep with one celebrity, who would it be?

Olivia Wild

 

[WaTaGuMp]

$15 for a movie now????

 

[Locut0s]

May I go to sleep now?

Yes