Ashton Kutcher to replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men

[slayer202]

people are going to watch, which is all they care about...

 

[DangerAardvark]

It would be even funnier if Jon Cryer murder/suicides all the characters as part of a satanic ritual.

 

[shortylickens]

Life support? Isn't it the most popular sitcom out there right now?

Thats due mostly to people hearing about Sheens personal life and tuning in to see him with a laugh track.

 

[dennilfloss]

Kirstie Alley tweet:


"CBS is doing the right thing... perfect casting polar opposites with Ashton and Charlie in all aspects...it will work because of this."

 

[BrokenVisage]

Don't mind Kutcher as an actor but I don't like the choice. Hugh Grant on the other hand I mostly despise but think he would have worked out better, too bad he turned it down in the end.

 

[GrumpyMan]

Fans of 2 1/2 Men just got PUNKED! Can Ashton carry the show? I my opinion, hell no. Cancellation City.

 

[Zeze]

Sheen congratulated Kutcher via tweet and Kutcher said you're welcome.

What's Charlie Sheen gonna do now? He has nothing going for him.

 

[shortylickens]

Sheen congratulated Kutcher via tweet and Kutcher said you're welcome.

What's Charlie Sheen gonna do now? He has nothing going for him.

Big dick and lots of coke?

 

[GrumpyMan]

He's going to star in a new show called "Three and a half lines of coke and four titties".

 

[Joseph F]

He's going to star in a new show called "Three and a half lines of coke and four titties".

I would definitely check that out. :thumbsup:

 

[alkemyst]

two and a half boys?

 

[Pliablemoose]

I wanted Matthew Broderick

Some actors can manage to play an anti hero very well, I mean the guy has seen SJP naked and hasn't turned to stone

 

[alkemyst]

Sheen congratulated Kutcher via tweet and Kutcher said you're welcome.

What's Charlie Sheen gonna do now? He has nothing going for him.

Except bank account and at the age where early retirement looks nice.

Yeah though he is a fucking loser :roll:

 

[alkemyst]

I wanted Matthew Broderick

Some actors can manage to play an anti hero very well, I mean the guy has seen SJP naked and hasn't turned to stone

horse teeth aside, SJP has a pretty nice body...you are from texas though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFSdj1J5Vw

 

[QueBert]

Except bank account and at the age where early retirement looks nice.

Yeah though he is a fucking loser :roll:

Kanye West is worth $200 million and he's a fucking loser, money doesn't mean shit.

 

[Pulsar]

Ashton Kutcher continues to do these limp romantic comedies that have killed his career as a serious actor. His last failed attempt at a tv actor was Punk'd that finally died off. His role in that 70's show was amusing as the dumb guy. I guess it's only fitting to have him kill off 2 1/2 men which will run for 3 mos and be cancelled.

Huh? His career as a serious actor?

I'm sorry, but the guys a single-digit-IQ'd moron and acts like it pretty much all the time. His 'punked' series was total ass: one rich guy playing stupid jokes on other rich guys, none of which had any connection to reality (he junked my Aston Martin whaaaaah). His character on the 70's show was by far the most annoying and frankly the shown could have gone without him entirely. His so-called movies are more reprisals that simply highlight the fact that he can't act. ANY of the actual interviews he's had pretty much cement the fact that he's an airheaded idiot.

Charlie Sheen, while a complete whackjob, was actually an intelligent, clever, witty whackjob. Aston is none of those things, and should have been shoveled out of Hollywould along with Demi Moore a long long time ago.

 

[Pulsar]

Kanye West is worth $200 million and he's a fucking loser, money doesn't mean shit.

ROTFLOL. It's Alkemyst dude. It's chest size and penii length. Of he measures personal value through money and fame.

 

[alkemyst]

Kanye West is worth $200 million and he's a fucking loser, money doesn't mean shit.

yeah, $200 million is far greater than you though.

 

[alkemyst]

ROTFLOL. It's Alkemyst dude. It's chest size and penii length. Of he measures personal value through money and fame.

America is capitalistic...bankroll is king.

Money and Fame = your value.

What's your claim to be better than him?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I hope the show kicks ass in the ratings. Not because I like it or like Kucher or want to watch it, just because I want to hear Charlie rant about how it can't succeed without him.

 

[shortylickens]

Fuck yeah. When it succeeds without him I hope he cries and wears black makeup.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Fuck yeah. When it succeeds without him I hope he cries and wears black makeup.

He'll go on a new tour to whine that all the Jews controlling Hollywood are faking the ratings to protect Chuck Lorre. It will be endlessly amusing.

 

[Pliablemoose]

horse teeth aside, SJP has a pretty nice body...you are from texas though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFSdj1J5Vw

I'm not from Texas, LA, Louisiana ring a bell?