Arguments you never envisioned yourself having

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Double dipping a chip. With my ex-bf. I then had to make him feel stupid by graphically explaining everything I had ever done to him with my mouth, and him to me, and he is worried about double dipping a motherfvcking tortilla chip. Moron...lol.

Now that's funny! Ex-b/f =

He is sorta dense sometimes... But really smart. It's odd. I guess we all have our quirks.

 

[Yossarian]

"this light-up doll does NOT look like it has a vagina"

from an actual argument at work. I have received over 100 emails regarding this issue :|

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Double dipping a chip. With my ex-bf. I then had to make him feel stupid by graphically explaining everything I had ever done to him with my mouth, and him to me, and he is worried about double dipping a motherfvcking tortilla chip. Moron...lol.

this is definitely something you should be posting about in detail (jk) If so, pics are definitely mandatory

 

[NiKeFiDO]

Originally posted by: Mrvile
I hate kids :|

lol
me2. evil little bastards....

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

Originally posted by: jEct2
so cute.

Originally posted by: jEct2

Originally posted by: OulOat
Punch him in the nuts so he can never reproduce

better yet, dunk his head into the toilet and scream, "I'LL FLUSH YOUR FVCKING HEAD YOU WORTHLESS MISTAKE OF MY LIFE"

A little bit conflicted aren't we??

 

[yoda291]

just yesterday
"Sorry sweetie, I'll try and be faster next time"