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Arguments you never envisioned yourself having

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Queasy

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Took my son to the potty this morning and the following took place after he was through, wiped, and walking out the bathroom door.

Me flushes toilet
Son: "Nooooooo! I want to flush the poopy!"
Me: "I'm sorry I didn't know you wanted to flush."
Son: "I want to flush the poopy!"
Me: "It's gone but you can flush the toilet again if you want."
Son: "Noooo! I want to flush the poopy!"
Me: "Ok, you can flush the next poopy. Let's go get dressed for school."

Never in a million years did I imagine I'd have that conversation/argument.
 
"poopy go down the hooooooooooole"

how about arguing over a broken crayon? the paper around it was barely hanging on, that was amusing after the fact and still can't believe we argued...
 
Not exactly me, but my roommates came home drunk this one time last semester and argued about whether these frozen corn dogs were to be microwaved with a small slit in the individual wrapper or be completely removed from the wrapper. They did this for 2 hours without bothering to consult the box. Then they got in a fist fight.
 
Originally posted by: OulOat
Punch him in the nuts so he can never reproduce
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better yet, dunk his head into the toilet and scream, "I'LL FLUSH YOUR FVCKING HEAD YOU WORTHLESS MISTAKE OF MY LIFE"
 
Originally posted by: jEct2
Originally posted by: OulOat
Punch him in the nuts so he can never reproduce
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better yet, dunk his head into the toilet and scream, "I'LL FLUSH YOUR FVCKING HEAD YOU WORTHLESS MISTAKE OF MY LIFE"
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That almost made me spit out my Diet Coke...lol.
 
Double dipping a chip. With my ex-bf. I then had to make him feel stupid by graphically explaining everything I had ever done to him with my mouth, and him to me, and he is worried about double dipping a motherfvcking tortilla chip. Moron...lol.
 
Originally posted by: akubi
wasn't this a tiny toons episode starring baby plucky duck in the early 90s? 😕
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elelator go down the hooole.

not your turn to push the button, my turn to push the button.
 
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Double dipping a chip. With my ex-bf. I then had to make him feel stupid by graphically explaining everything I had ever done to him with my mouth, and him to me, and he is worried about double dipping a motherfvcking tortilla chip. Moron...lol.
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Ha ha ha. XD
 
Daughter: Daddy, daddy, daddy come here
Me rushes into bathroom
Daughter: Daddy, this one looks like a carrot
Me: laugh till I cry
 
Originally posted by: DeadByDawn
Daughter: Daddy, daddy, daddy come here
Me rushes into bathroom
Daughter: Daddy, this one looks like a carrot
Me: laugh till I cry
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😕

/me thinks i'm missing something here.
 
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Double dipping a chip. With my ex-bf. I then had to make him feel stupid by graphically explaining everything I had ever done to him with my mouth, and him to me, and he is worried about double dipping a motherfvcking tortilla chip. Moron...lol.
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Now that's funny! Ex-b/f = 😕
 
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