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Queasy

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Took my son to the potty this morning and the following took place after he was through, wiped, and walking out the bathroom door.

Me flushes toilet
Son: "Nooooooo! I want to flush the poopy!"
Me: "I'm sorry I didn't know you wanted to flush."
Son: "I want to flush the poopy!"
Me: "It's gone but you can flush the toilet again if you want."
Son: "Noooo! I want to flush the poopy!"
Me: "Ok, you can flush the next poopy. Let's go get dressed for school."

Never in a million years did I imagine I'd have that conversation/argument.
 
scorpmatt

scorpmatt

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"poopy go down the hooooooooooole"

how about arguing over a broken crayon? the paper around it was barely hanging on, that was amusing after the fact and still can't believe we argued...
 
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shud

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Not exactly me, but my roommates came home drunk this one time last semester and argued about whether these frozen corn dogs were to be microwaved with a small slit in the individual wrapper or be completely removed from the wrapper. They did this for 2 hours without bothering to consult the box. Then they got in a fist fight.
 
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jEct2

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Originally posted by: OulOat
Punch him in the nuts so he can never reproduce
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better yet, dunk his head into the toilet and scream, "I'LL FLUSH YOUR FVCKING HEAD YOU WORTHLESS MISTAKE OF MY LIFE"
 
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akubi

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wasn't this a tiny toons episode starring baby plucky duck in the early 90s? :confused:
 
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Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: jEct2
Originally posted by: OulOat
Punch him in the nuts so he can never reproduce
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better yet, dunk his head into the toilet and scream, "I'LL FLUSH YOUR FVCKING HEAD YOU WORTHLESS MISTAKE OF MY LIFE"
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That almost made me spit out my Diet Coke...lol.
 
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Zysoclaplem

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Double dipping a chip. With my ex-bf. I then had to make him feel stupid by graphically explaining everything I had ever done to him with my mouth, and him to me, and he is worried about double dipping a motherfvcking tortilla chip. Moron...lol.
 
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Kev

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Originally posted by: akubi
wasn't this a tiny toons episode starring baby plucky duck in the early 90s? :confused:
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elelator go down the hooole.

not your turn to push the button, my turn to push the button.
 
Rock Hydra

Rock Hydra

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Double dipping a chip. With my ex-bf. I then had to make him feel stupid by graphically explaining everything I had ever done to him with my mouth, and him to me, and he is worried about double dipping a motherfvcking tortilla chip. Moron...lol.
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Ha ha ha. XD
 
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DeadByDawn

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Daughter: Daddy, daddy, daddy come here
Me rushes into bathroom
Daughter: Daddy, this one looks like a carrot
Me: laugh till I cry
 
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Cristatus

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Originally posted by: DeadByDawn
Daughter: Daddy, daddy, daddy come here
Me rushes into bathroom
Daughter: Daddy, this one looks like a carrot
Me: laugh till I cry
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:confused:

/me thinks i'm missing something here.
 
Kadarin

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Double dipping a chip. With my ex-bf. I then had to make him feel stupid by graphically explaining everything I had ever done to him with my mouth, and him to me, and he is worried about double dipping a motherfvcking tortilla chip. Moron...lol.
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Now that's funny! Ex-b/f = :confused:
 
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