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Are you the one that took my fruit rollup???

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NinjaTech

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Forth grade Mr. Taylors class you stole my fruit rollup from my lunch! You know you did it! Now that we're both adults admit you did it so I can go punch you in the mouth!

I'm serious! Admit it you *@#$^#%!
 
I have information. He molested you. You are referring to your genitalia as a "fruit roll-up" aren't you?

You need to come to terms with this, we can help...
 
The last time I ate a fruit rollup I was 7 and on the playground in the winter and it was -3 C and when I bit into it it shattered. Kind of neat actually.
 
MarkXIX said:
I have information. He molested you. You are referring to your genitalia as a "fruit roll-up" aren't you?

You need to come to terms with this, we can help...
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Why you got to be so gross? Therapy does not seem to be working with you.

eldorado99 said:
The last time I ate a fruit rollup I was 7 and on the playground in the winter and it was -3 C and when I bit into it it shattered. Kind of neat actually.
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OK, you were too young or I would have asked you where you got that yummy fruit rollup.

Sea Moose said:
I got into a plane.
I flew to America.
I stole your rollup
I ate it on the way home
Om nom nom

I win
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What kind of man lies about another man's fruit rollup??? Don't you have any decency? what country are you from?

Here is another piece of information. The fruit rollup in question was strawberry.
 
You will remember darnit! You must have taken it during recess from my cubby while I was outside playing kickball! Confess so I can smack you!
 
When I was in school we had fruit! No rollup, no fruit snacks, No fruit bars, none of that crap. It was unwashed fruit with skin. You just ate it, period.
 
MJinZ said:
It was a penis. Someone got Ninja's penis and he wants revenge.
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Thank you in advance for staying away from my junk.

highland145 said:
Dingle berries on the penis. Oh, that's sh*tty.
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Are you MJinZ boyfriend or Bonsi Buddy?

Sea Moose said:
Om nom nom
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If you were the theif and are just now getting to eating that yummy fruit rollup it is probably moldy by now. However, I doubt it was you Moose! What else was missing from my lunch bag? Hmmmm ...
 
NinjaTech said:
Forth grade Mr. Taylors class you stole my fruit rollup from my lunch! You know you did it! Now that we're both adults admit you did it so I can go punch you in the mouth!

I'm serious! Admit it you *@#$^#%!
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Is that the grade where you started skipping spelling class?

Forth is not fourth...😛
(plus you're missing the apostrophe in Taylor's) 😉

Who the fuck eats fruit roll-ups/fruit leather anyway?

That shit is just nasty...
 
BoomerD said:
Is that the grade where you started skipping spelling class?

Forth is not fourth...😛
(plus you're missing the apostrophe in Taylor's) 😉

Who the fuck eats fruit roll-ups/fruit leather anyway?

That shit is just nasty...
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personally i loved that fruit by the foot shit when i was in elementary school.
 
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