Are you the one that took my fruit rollup???

[NinjaTech]

Forth grade Mr. Taylors class you stole my fruit rollup from my lunch! You know you did it! Now that we're both adults admit you did it so I can go punch you in the mouth!

I'm serious! Admit it you *@#$^#%!

 

[IronWing]

Lunch? Lunch? I thought it was a condom and used it accordingly.

 

[AFurryReptile]

0/10

 

[NinjaTech]

0/10

This isn't between us! This is between me and him. Stop posting to my thread unless you have information that will lead to his identity!

 

[MarkXIX]

I have information. He molested you. You are referring to your genitalia as a "fruit roll-up" aren't you?

You need to come to terms with this, we can help...

 

[eldorado99]

The last time I ate a fruit rollup I was 7 and on the playground in the winter and it was -3 C and when I bit into it it shattered. Kind of neat actually.

 

[Sea Moose]

I got into a plane.
I flew to America.
I stole your rollup
I ate it on the way home
Om nom nom

I win

 

[NinjaTech]

I have information. He molested you. You are referring to your genitalia as a "fruit roll-up" aren't you?

You need to come to terms with this, we can help...

Why you got to be so gross? Therapy does not seem to be working with you.

The last time I ate a fruit rollup I was 7 and on the playground in the winter and it was -3 C and when I bit into it it shattered. Kind of neat actually.

OK, you were too young or I would have asked you where you got that yummy fruit rollup.

I got into a plane.
I flew to America.
I stole your rollup
I ate it on the way home
Om nom nom

I win

What kind of man lies about another man's fruit rollup??? Don't you have any decency? what country are you from?

Here is another piece of information. The fruit rollup in question was strawberry.

 

[highland145]

Here is another piece of information. The fruit rollup in question was strawberry.

Shens. Heard it was dingle berry.

 

[NinjaTech]

Shens. Heard it was dingle berry.

I think you are a dingle berry! Good day sir. I said good day!

 

[40Hands]

Was it the one where you can pull the shapes out of it? If so, it was me.

 

[NinjaTech]

You will remember darnit! You must have taken it during recess from my cubby while I was outside playing kickball! Confess so I can smack you!

 

[Sea Moose]

Om nom nom

 

[highland145]

I have a couple of dangling walnuts.

 

[highland145]

Om nom nom

lol

 

[MJinZ]

Shens. Heard it was dingle berry.

It was a penis. Someone got Ninja's penis and he wants revenge.

 

[highland145]

It was a penis. Someone got Ninja's penis and he wants revenge.

Dingle berries on the penis. Oh, that's sh*tty.

 

[santuitman]

When I was in school we had fruit! No rollup, no fruit snacks, No fruit bars, none of that crap. It was unwashed fruit with skin. You just ate it, period.

 

[NinjaTech]

It was a penis. Someone got Ninja's penis and he wants revenge.

Thank you in advance for staying away from my junk.

Dingle berries on the penis. Oh, that's sh*tty.

Are you MJinZ boyfriend or Bonsi Buddy?

Om nom nom

If you were the theif and are just now getting to eating that yummy fruit rollup it is probably moldy by now. However, I doubt it was you Moose! What else was missing from my lunch bag? Hmmmm ...

 

[Sea Moose]

When I was in school we had fruit! No rollup, no fruit snacks, No fruit bars, none of that crap. It was unwashed fruit with skin. You just ate it, period.

you ate your period? Gross dude

 

[NinjaTech]

you ate your period? Gross dude

You're twisted dude. :{

 

[Sea Moose]

You're twisted dude. :{

And youre alice.

Do you really want to see how far the rabbit hole goes.

 

[deadlyapp]

fuck your fruit rollup, I hope it got raped and died a horrible death

 

[BoomerD]

Forth grade Mr. Taylors class you stole my fruit rollup from my lunch! You know you did it! Now that we're both adults admit you did it so I can go punch you in the mouth!

I'm serious! Admit it you *@#$^#%!

Is that the grade where you started skipping spelling class?

Forth is not fourth...
(plus you're missing the apostrophe in Taylor's)

Who the fuck eats fruit roll-ups/fruit leather anyway?

That shit is just nasty...

 

[deadlyapp]

Is that the grade where you started skipping spelling class?

Forth is not fourth...
(plus you're missing the apostrophe in Taylor's)

Who the fuck eats fruit roll-ups/fruit leather anyway?

That shit is just nasty...

personally i loved that fruit by the foot shit when i was in elementary school.