Let's see... if I:
*Hit F5 a lot of times on a website, I've committed a felony (someone charged with a felony for doing so)
*annoy someone on the internet
*shoot my sick and suffering pet to put him out of his misery
*put my name on the address and the real destination on the return address of an envelope, then omit postage
There, that's 4 felonies. Would I belong in FPMITAP for 25 years??