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Are you gay/lesbian?

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GoingUp

Lifer
Out of curiousity based on the many threads on the topic, what is your sexual orientation. Mods lock if deemed inappropriate.

Please try to keep your replies civil, or dont reply if you want to keep it private.
 
Gay Female may be a more popular choice than expected. I could be wrong.

Son: Dad, What's a lesbian?
Dad: That's when 2 ugly women make love.
Son: What do you call it when two beautiful women make love then?

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Dad: A photo opportunity.



 
Originally posted by: dman
Gay Female may be a more popular choice than expected. I could be wrong.

Son: Dad, What's a lesbian?
Dad: That's when 2 ugly women make love.
Son: What do you call it when two beautiful women make love then?

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Dad: A photo opportunity.
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LMAO :beer:
 
Saw this thread coming a mile away after Radiohead posted his thread!

Wonder how many more are gonna spawn?
 
Originally posted by: Joemonkey
wow like 40 votes in and no straight females or gay males...
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Are you surprised that there aren't any straight females here? They probably started out straight when they joined, but that didn'tlast long.
 
Heather invited her mother over for dinner. During the meal, her mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Heather's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of Heather's sexuality and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two women interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Heather and the roommate than met the eye. Reading her mom's thoughts, Heather volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Suzy and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Suzy came to Heather and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Heather said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So she sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, Heather received a letter from her mother which read:
"Dear Daughter, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Suzy, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Suzy. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now."

Love, Mom
 
Bi-sexual male?

thats very strange to me

i thought with men its either 1 or 0, there is no middle playing ground, unlike woman who are alaways a few drinks away from lesbianism.
 
There at at least 1 gay/lesbie out of 10 people. They are small in number, sure hope they don't get any bigger as we multiply. Not a good thing in society, I can tell you that. Those who are gay will stay gay indefinite, the thing I don't get. oh well, maybe it's just something they are born with and no one can understand them fully either much like learning disability. because opposite attract while same sex repel right? its against the law of gravitation. It against nature too so in theory, its as weird as it can get.
 
Originally posted by: brunswickite
Bi-sexual male?

thats very strange to me

i thought with men its either 1 or 0, there is no middle playing ground, unlike woman who are alaways a few drinks away from lesbianism.
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Believe me, that's ***CONFIRMED*** 😀

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: RobCur
There at at least 1 gay/lesbie out of 10 people. They are small in number, sure hope they don't get any bigger as we multiply. Not a good thing in society, I can tell you that. Those who are gay will stay gay indefinite, the thing I don't get. oh well, maybe it's just something they are born with and no one can understand them fully either much like learning disability. because opposite attract while same sex repel right? its against the law of gravitation. It against nature too so in theory, its as weird as it can get.
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Wow, another informed member of society
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A young woman, in the course of her college life, came to terms
with her homosexuality and decided to come out of the closet.

Her plan was to tell her mother first; so on her next home visit,
she went to the kitchen, where her mother was busying herself
stirring stew with a wooden spoon. Rather nervously, she explained
to her that she had realized she was gay.

Without looking up from her stew, her mother said, "You mean,
lesbian?"

"Well... yes."

Still without looking up: "Does that mean lick women down below?"

Caught off guard, the young woman eventually managed to stammer an
embarrassed affirmative; whereupon her mother turned to her and,
brandishing the wooden spoon threateningly under her nose, snapped:
"Don't you *EVER* complain about my cooking again!"
 
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