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Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Wow, another informed member of society
Don't worry, he's just another sheltered bigot midwestern boy with diarrhea of the keyboard. I haven't seen a single post from him that shows any signs that he has working brain cells. He detests people with more money than him and probably has deep seated desires to poke his uncle in the rear judging from his severe homophobia.
Tough to hijack a thread these days....
This one may be pushing it.... hmm... ah wth:
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar but says "What the
heck, I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches he says to the customer "What's the name of your
penis?" The customer says "Look, I'm just not into that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your
penis."
So the customer asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer,"Hey bud,
what's the name of your penis?"
The gentleman with a smile looks back and says "Timex."
The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right sipping on a margarita. "So,
what do you call your penis?" The other gentleman turns to him and proudly exclaims
"Ford."
The customer thinks how this naming thing works and says, "Because quality is Job 1..?"
The gentleman replies, "Now, let me ask you, have you driven a Ford, lately?"
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a
name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is
Secret. Now give me my beer."
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why
Secret?" The customer says "Because it's strong enough for a man but made for a
woman."
This one may be pushing it.... hmm... ah wth:
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar but says "What the
heck, I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches he says to the customer "What's the name of your
penis?" The customer says "Look, I'm just not into that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your
penis."
So the customer asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer,"Hey bud,
what's the name of your penis?"
The gentleman with a smile looks back and says "Timex."
The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right sipping on a margarita. "So,
what do you call your penis?" The other gentleman turns to him and proudly exclaims
"Ford."
The customer thinks how this naming thing works and says, "Because quality is Job 1..?"
The gentleman replies, "Now, let me ask you, have you driven a Ford, lately?"
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a
name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is
Secret. Now give me my beer."
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why
Secret?" The customer says "Because it's strong enough for a man but made for a
woman."
MercenaryForHire
Lifer
Originally posted by: amnesiac
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Wow, another informed member of society
Don't worry, he's just another sheltered bigot midwestern boy with diarrhea of the keyboard. I haven't seen a single post from him that shows any signs that he has working brain cells. He detests people with more money than him and probably has deep seated desires to poke his uncle in the rear judging from his severe homophobia.
Hey, be nice to him. He had a Funny Uncle as a kid. 😛
- M4H
MercenaryForHire
Lifer
WINNAR!!!!1 😀
- M4H
BatmanNate
Lifer
Your thread is prejudice against transvestites, hermaphrodites, and transexuals!! Bigot! Bigot!! Somebody call the ACLU!
😀 :beer:
😀 :beer:
MercenaryForHire
Lifer
Uh ... you do that. :Q
- M4H
MercenaryForHire
Lifer
Pwned. 😀
I think that even if Skoorbie was gay, one look at MrsSkoorb would get him back playing for the winning team. 😀
- M4H
BatmanNate
Lifer
Private topic, and invite me! 😀
MercenaryForHire
Lifer
Deteriorating, eh? Would you say that it's .... hijacked?
Hey Fausto, what's the N.S.P.R.A.L. at? Cause it's about to go a few degrees higher 😀
- M4H
MercenaryForHire
Lifer
ugh, OK. so what up with this name calling bigot lately? having a bad day? perhap someone shove you over to the side of the bed? I don't usually reply to post like this cause it a waste of my time and an insult to my intelligent. You may think its funny but am serious and am not laughing as you can see. oh well, flame away cause I am use to be insulted like this. I am tought really tough, you cannot even budge me off my chair. Strong like a mule, hard as a steel. again, I am not joking and meant it well. later hommie.Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: amnesiac
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Wow, another informed member of society
Don't worry, he's just another sheltered bigot midwestern boy with diarrhea of the keyboard. I haven't seen a single post from him that shows any signs that he has working brain cells. He detests people with more money than him and probably has deep seated desires to poke his uncle in the rear judging from his severe homophobia.
Hey, be nice to him. He had a Funny Uncle as a kid. 😛
- M4H
MercenaryForHire
Lifer
Originally posted by: RobCur
ugh, OK. so what up with this name calling bigot lately? having a bad day? perhap someone shove you over to the side of the bed? I don't usually reply to post like this cause it a waste of my time and an insult to my intelligent. You may think its funny but am serious and am not laughing as you can see. oh well, flame away cause I am use to be insulted like this. I am tought really tough, you cannot even budge me off my chair. Strong like a mule, hard as a steel. again, I am not joking and meant it well. later hommie.Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: amnesiac
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Wow, another informed member of society
Don't worry, he's just another sheltered bigot midwestern boy with diarrhea of the keyboard. I haven't seen a single post from him that shows any signs that he has working brain cells. He detests people with more money than him and probably has deep seated desires to poke his uncle in the rear judging from his severe homophobia.
Hey, be nice to him. He had a Funny Uncle as a kid. 😛
- M4H
Strong like mule, dumb like bull.
I'm going to hazard a guess and say you're about 15, you get beat up at school a lot, called a "i love you" by other kids, and lash out in your homophobic ways because you're afraid that appearing sensitive will just make the taunting worse.
Please stop embarassing yourself here, learn to take a joke, and develop a sense of humour before attempting to respond to one of my posts. Thank you. That is all.
- M4H
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