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Are You A Werewolf - Forum Game 11: *Game Over - Villagers Win!*

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Day 3:

The villagers gather in the center of the town as the sun sets. This marks the end of the day, and they all know who the Penguin will take..except for seven of them. Seven villagers are assholes.

As Charmonium steps to the center of the group, his head hung low, knowing this is his last night on the earthly plane, he calls out to the group, "You are all morons. I thought the Penguin was a moron, but Penguin was right. You are all just a bunch of stupid stupidheads who can't even see what's right in front of them."

PenguinPower appears and states simply, "Thanks, Char. You're a standup guy" and then lops of his head with a single stroke. "Maybe I'll allow you to join me in my godly realm...maybe." Penguin states before he disappears.

Charmonium,
the Villager
is dead!

*Night 3 Begins*
 
I will haunt those who have unjustly accused me.

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Oof. Well, crap. Sorry Charmonium. My epitaph will say the same thing though. <Eats slice of pizza with onions and peppers> (IRL I like those the best!)
 
Charmonium said:
Let it never be said that the prostitutes of West Suckington don't provide quality "companionship." :thumbsup:
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watabout East suckington? Do they not provide quality and value to their customers? Wait. Okay, do they not provide value?












Are they cheap sluts?
 
Has sushi for dinner...goood stuff. Nice, spicy and fresh. Much better than the crap they feed the captive penguin population.

Good stuff.🙂
 
Night 3:

This night, the wolves are a bit smarter...or so they think. Xed is walking down the "Get Lucky" trail, bobbing his head the the sounds of the bird in the trees. Close behind him, the werewolf pack stalks him, unseen.

Xed takes a right and begins his trek down the village main street when he bumps into DixyCrat. Dixy says a quick hello to Xed before continuing on his way towards the "Get Lucky" trail.

Whistling with the birds, Dixy smiles at the days events. It could not have gone more perfectly. Charmonium deserved it, and now he's gone...his secret mission is one step closer to being fulfilled. At that instant, Dixy feels a sharp bite to the back of his neck. The next to his gut. The next to his...well...I can't write that one, but it's gone now.

Dixy is flipped right-side up and, as the light in his eyes dims, he sees his murders. A tear forms in the corner of his eye, but there is not enough life left in him to complete it. "You dumbasses!" he thinks he says, but all that they hear is a gurgle.

The wolves have eaten DixyCrat,
the Cultist.
, and now he's dead.

*Day 4 Begins*
 
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I feel kinda bad for him... oh wait no I don't. 😛

Also, that was the worst night's sleep I've ever had. You guys make lousy neighbors, up all night talking.

As for who to vote for, who has dixy defended? I can't get anything clear out of it.
 
Interesting turn of events. Still looking pretty good, despite the lynch on Char.

I wonder why the werewolves decided to eat dixy. I see that Krazy voted to lynch dixy previously. Not proof of anything but I don't have much else to go on.

krazy4real as a placeholder vote, I'll happily change if someone has a more likely suspect.
 
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