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Krazy4Real
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Roles are going out...going to take awhile with the 30 second in between messages rule...I'll post when all roles have gone out.
highland145
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Oh, I see the angerment issues are still out of control.
edit:dafuq, I'm the latrine digger? This is not going to end well.
I don't know where to go from here. I feel like lynching someone but I don't know who. On a completely unrelated vein of questioning, which one of you doesn't like pizza?
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
*Blaring orchestral music plays as the text crawls on the screen*
It is a dark time for the village. Werewolves, striking from their hidden lair, have assassinated their king, PenguinPower, and abducted their most…more…attractive prostitutes.
During the abduction, several villagers managed to spot the shadows of the werewolves heading into the woods. They rally together the remaining villagers, prostitutes and all, and set off in search of the dastardly wolves, upset that their prettiest prostitutes have been taken…and somewhat miffed that their king has been killed.
The villagers find the lair of the wolves, but they lie empty. Suddenly, the image of PenguinPower appears before them, stating in an ominous voice:
“I am a god now you petulant peasants! Bow before me!”
None bow.
“Screw you then!” exclaims the visage of the Penguin, “I shall help you all the same. The wolves you seek to kill – to avenge my death…”
PenguinPower is interrupted by highland145 who yells out, “We want to kill them because they took our women. We could give feck all about you.”
“Shut up.” Penguin retorts, “The wolves hide amongst you in villagers clothing. You must be keen of mind to route them out and hang them, lest they do to you what they did to me. Choose wisely, as none of you are that smart…and with that, I am off to enjoy all that godliness offers. Piss off.”
The villagers return to the town as the sun begins to rise. Their task at hand, the accusations begin to fly…
*Day 1 Begins*
*Blaring orchestral music plays as the text crawls on the screen*
It is a dark time for the village. Werewolves, striking from their hidden lair, have assassinated their king, PenguinPower, and abducted their most…more…attractive prostitutes.
During the abduction, several villagers managed to spot the shadows of the werewolves heading into the woods. They rally together the remaining villagers, prostitutes and all, and set off in search of the dastardly wolves, upset that their prettiest prostitutes have been taken…and somewhat miffed that their king has been killed.
The villagers find the lair of the wolves, but they lie empty. Suddenly, the image of PenguinPower appears before them, stating in an ominous voice:
“I am a god now you petulant peasants! Bow before me!”
None bow.
“Screw you then!” exclaims the visage of the Penguin, “I shall help you all the same. The wolves you seek to kill – to avenge my death…”
PenguinPower is interrupted by highland145 who yells out, “We want to kill them because they took our women. We could give feck all about you.”
“Shut up.” Penguin retorts, “The wolves hide amongst you in villagers clothing. You must be keen of mind to route them out and hang them, lest they do to you what they did to me. Choose wisely, as none of you are that smart…and with that, I am off to enjoy all that godliness offers. Piss off.”
The villagers return to the town as the sun begins to rise. Their task at hand, the accusations begin to fly…
*Day 1 Begins*
I had some pizzas delivered to a brothel and I heard one of them didn't swallow... their pizza! Xed is a poor excuse for a prostitute and most hirsute!
Edit: I retract Xed's nomination for the noose. His response is completely rational, normal, spontaneous and doesn't reek of the scheming required by those other furry groups.
Edit: I retract Xed's nomination for the noose. His response is completely rational, normal, spontaneous and doesn't reek of the scheming required by those other furry groups.
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Krazy4Real
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highland145
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lol...ho's and pizza for all if I'm elected the new king.
In the meantime, back to digging the shitters.
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Charmonium
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