are parking valet attendants being car racist when they keep the nice cars in front?

[ZaneNBK]

Why would they think I needed another?

Why wouldn't you need another? Those things run out you know. Unless... No! It cannot be! The never-ending bottle... THE PROPHECY IS FULFILLED!

 

[BladeVenom]

Would you prefer them grouped by color, then size?

 

[mikeford]

Yup, where the valet parks a car is all about the tip.

 

[Paladin3]

We gotta stop telling every rusting Pinto and Gremlin ever made that they are all special, unique snowflakes and can achieve any parking space they want if they just work hard enough. Some cars are born for the up front parking spots while others are only fit to be driven over by monster trucks to the screams of drunk rednecks.