Anyone that thinks Canadian bacon tastes like ham has no taste buds
"Top 12 Pick-Up Lines Used by Star Wars Fans"
12. Hey, beautiful. What?s a nice girl like you doing waiting in line
without bathing for 10 days?
11. Your place or my Mom?s?
10. I . . . uh . . . ummm . . . I . . . uh . . .
(slaps own forehead) Stupid! STOO-pid!
9. You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend.
8. I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.
7. Date, or date not-there is no let?s just friends be.
6. If you only knew the power of the Dork Side.
5. How?s about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?
4. Nice buns, princess! On your head, that is.
3. Honey, you?ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!
2. If I said you had a mint first-edition,
still-in-the-box action figure, would you hold it against me?
1. I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up. Want a Milk Dud?
