Are Jawas Canadian?

XMan

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I was watching a Star Wars movie the other night, and I noticed one of the Jawas shout "poo-teen-ee".

Fries with gravy . . . more popular than ya know! ;)
 

Radiohead

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Yes Jawas are from Quebec, birthplace of the poutine.
They're outcasted from Canada like all ppl from Quebec ;)
 

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<< Are Jawas Canadian? >>

Yes, and Sand People are actually pissed-off, disenchanted Pennsylvania Dutch.
 

XMan

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Yes, and Sand People are actually pissed-off, disenchanted Pennsylvania Dutch.

LOL!

 

LordMaul

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<< I was watching a Star Wars movie the other night, and I noticed one of the Jawas shout "poo-teen-ee".

Fries with gravy . . . more popular than ya know! ;)
>>



NO!!

It's UTINI!!!


Er...don't ask me any more... :D
 

BettyBoop

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I doubt that Jawas are Canadian. If they were, wouldn't they wear toques instead of hoods?

But if they are Canadian, I bet I know which province they come from.

Saskatchejawan. :D
 

silverpig

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Jawas = Quebecers (no one understands them anyways)

Sand People = Amish

Wookies = Inuit

Jabba = Roseanne (or, if you follow southpark, Jabba = Sally Struthers)
 

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