Are all Unix admins assholes or what? Sheesh.

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yllus

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Originally posted by: yoda291
If it were me, I'd throw the file into a jailed folder and contact you that I had your file, if you need it, contact me and I would teach you chmod. You would not like me one bit. My CTO would email me stacks and stacks of msgs saying I needed to be nicer, but no one ever questioned my methods were effective and the damn machine ran better when I was around.
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You are my hero. Way to power-trip, He-Man!
 

yllus

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Originally posted by: robp
yllus, I got the same thing today. must go to the same uni. It's an automatic message I am pretty sure.
That would make sense, though whoever wrote the e-mail template seriously needs to check up on his writing style.

Check your PMs. :)
 

yllus

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Originally posted by: XeoBllaze
^^ haha at that one if it is!
It would be worse if I stomped in there, yelled at the guy and then was told it was an automated message. :eek: I'd have to mutter something about rewriting the e-mail properly and jump out the nearest window.
 

yoda291

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Originally posted by: yllus
Originally posted by: yoda291
If it were me, I'd throw the file into a jailed folder and contact you that I had your file, if you need it, contact me and I would teach you chmod. You would not like me one bit. My CTO would email me stacks and stacks of msgs saying I needed to be nicer, but no one ever questioned my methods were effective and the damn machine ran better when I was around.
rolleye.gif
You are my hero. Way to power-trip, He-Man!

Who violated the TOS? You did
Who is doing his job? The admin

Who's in the wrong now? The admin? haha. ok, I don't think I'm the one "tripping" here.

 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: yllus
Originally posted by: XeoBllaze
^^ haha at that one if it is!
It would be worse if I stomped in there, yelled at the guy and then was told it was an automated message. :eek: I'd have to mutter something about rewriting the e-mail properly and jump out the nearest window.

Buwhahaha ! lol,Sully the economy of the command line extends to their email communications,it isn't personal at all.
 

KingNothing

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I think it would be funny if unix admins sent out e-mails using an Evadman-style template.

Dear:

[ ] clueless user
...
[x] lazy person who knows better

You are being threatened because you

[ ] put . in your path
...
[x] have improperly set permissions

To atone you must

[ ] run Win 3.1 for a week
...
[x] get off your lazy arse and fix it

If you fail to do so you will

[ ] run Win 3.1 for the rest of your student life here
...
[x] be replaced with a very small shell script
 

yoda291

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Originally posted by: KingNothing
I think it would be funny if unix admins sent out e-mails using an Evadman-style template.

Dear:

[ ] clueless user
...
[x] lazy person who knows better

You are being threatened because you

[ ] put . in your path
...
[x] have improperly set permissions

To atone you must

[ ] run Win 3.1 for a week
...
[x] get off your lazy arse and fix it

If you fail to do so you will

[ ] run Win 3.1 for the rest of your student life here
...
[x] be replaced with a very small shell script

think of how much money evadman could make.
 

Spyro

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Originally posted by: PipBoy
your account should be suspended and you should be incarcerated at a "re-education camp" until you learn to set that write bit.

 

yllus

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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
boohoo the mean old man yelled at me because I can't RTFM. :(
Don't make me come over there and take your stapler.
 

StageLeft

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Probably not all, but most. The reason they got into unix in the first place was because they had no friends remember!!
 

n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: yllus
Originally posted by: yoda291
If it were me, I'd throw the file into a jailed folder and contact you that I had your file, if you need it, contact me and I would teach you chmod. You would not like me one bit. My CTO would email me stacks and stacks of msgs saying I needed to be nicer, but no one ever questioned my methods were effective and the damn machine ran better when I was around.
rolleye.gif
You are my hero. Way to power-trip, He-Man!

That isn't as bad as posting about wanting to kick an admin's ass because he hurt your feelings on a message board.
 

n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: yllus
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
boohoo the mean old man yelled at me because I can't RTFM. :(
Don't make me come over there and take your stapler.

Ha! Its out of staples lamer! Go back to being an luser. And all of the good Unix admins I know are kind of gruff.
 

ViRGE

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Hey, I'm a MacOS X admin; does that make me an asshole, a fruit, or both?:D
 

yllus

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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: yllus
Originally posted by: yoda291
If it were me, I'd throw the file into a jailed folder and contact you that I had your file, if you need it, contact me and I would teach you chmod. You would not like me one bit. My CTO would email me stacks and stacks of msgs saying I needed to be nicer, but no one ever questioned my methods were effective and the damn machine ran better when I was around.
rolleye.gif
You are my hero. Way to power-trip, He-Man!

That isn't as bad as posting about wanting to kick an admin's ass because he hurt your feelings on a message board.
It's called a rant. It's tradition.

MacOS, ViRGE? You don't want to know. ;)
 

n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: yllus
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: yllus
Originally posted by: yoda291
If it were me, I'd throw the file into a jailed folder and contact you that I had your file, if you need it, contact me and I would teach you chmod. You would not like me one bit. My CTO would email me stacks and stacks of msgs saying I needed to be nicer, but no one ever questioned my methods were effective and the damn machine ran better when I was around.
rolleye.gif
You are my hero. Way to power-trip, He-Man!

That isn't as bad as posting about wanting to kick an admin's ass because he hurt your feelings on a message board.
It's called a rant. It's tradition.

MacOS, ViRGE? You don't want to know. ;)

I know, and these are flames. Pretty weak ones, but I'm in a decent mood. Its tradition :D
 

ViRGE

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Originally posted by: yllus
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: yllus
Originally posted by: yoda291
If it were me, I'd throw the file into a jailed folder and contact you that I had your file, if you need it, contact me and I would teach you chmod. You would not like me one bit. My CTO would email me stacks and stacks of msgs saying I needed to be nicer, but no one ever questioned my methods were effective and the damn machine ran better when I was around.
rolleye.gif
You are my hero. Way to power-trip, He-Man!

That isn't as bad as posting about wanting to kick an admin's ass because he hurt your feelings on a message board.
It's called a rant. It's tradition.

MacOS, ViRGE? You don't want to know. ;)

X, it's X!:p It's a Unix based OS, I'm not pathetic enough to admin a Classic machine.;)
 

KingNothing

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Originally posted by: poopaskoopa
So easy to spot who lacks "soft skills" in this thread :p

Is that the skill for making soft-serve ice cream cones? Must be me, I can't make cones with sexy curves with the soft serve machine in my dorm like the Dairy Queen people. :(