Appropriate Questions when offered a Job

[IronWing]

Those are benefits that should have been explained to you during interviews. Filling them out is at the discression of HR

When I started my current job and my last job, they mailed me a bunch of benefits brochures and forms as soon as I accepted the offer, even before my start date. Other jobs they had me fill them out on the first day. Different employers do things differently.

 

[Leros]

I would just ask whatever I was curious about and that the person is capable of answering. You guys worry too much.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

:awe:




Well I'm sure as hell not working for you then.D:
I will not be denied my Ass-Grab Thursdays.

I thought every day was ass grab day?

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Ask about their policy on dating co-workers, then ask them if they mind if you bring guns to work with you.

This is why you read the handbook. Some places specifially state no weapons or firearms. Others mention nothing of it. I'm half tempted to come in after a lunch break (range break) and clean my gun on my desk one day.

 

[spidey07]

When I started my current job and my last job, they mailed me a bunch of benefits brochures and forms as soon as I accepted the offer, even before my start date. Other jobs they had me fill them out on the first day. Different employers do things differently.

It's a good idea to ask for that stuff and a benefits package before you verbally accept. Remember you're negotiating total compensation so you need to see what the benefits are to agree to a salary.

 

[shortylickens]

"Can I fuck the cleaning lady on my desk?"
"Well, where can I fuck her?"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reJpj-rrsVQ&feature=related

 

[rudeguy]

Do I have to where pants?

 

[her209]

Do I get an office or a cubicle?

 

[rudeguy]

Do I get an office or a cubicle?

I'm going to need you to go ahead and move your desk into the basement....mmmkaaay

 

[Train]

If someone asked me that question, I would rescind the offer immediately, unless it was a hot chick.

Fixed.