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Apocalypse soon-> Bible says Judgment Day is May 21st, 2011! (Update: Now 10/21/11)

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Surely another tornado during the spring storm season in the mid-west (aka tornado alley) is a sign the end is nigh.

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Well their was Japan. As I said all three links posted on the 6 of march. Than a FACT that I did say in a topic here that If you live on the east side of the Mississippi River your screwed . You lol all you want I really don't care none can be saved now that are not already saved.
 
If a day with the Lord is 1000 years, then at what time of the Lord's day does he get up?

I know I wouldn't get up at midnight to do something as important as a rapture.

So if we assume God likes to sleep till at least 6, then needs coffee, breakfast, etc. Then We're looking at 7:30 - 8:00 a... that's a third of a day.

So whatever date the guy calculates needs to have 333 years and 4 months added to it.
Ahem:
God does not drink coffee.
 
Man says bad things will happen, bad things happen, man claims special knowledge, everyone else lols. Man says "told you so, what's wrong with y'all?", everyone points out that bad things happen all the time, man persists in his delusion.
 
Just wanted to update this Locust swarms spreadin Millions of lives at stake . Food pricies likely to skyrocket causing unrest in the western world . Russia is getting hit really hard up to 20million may starve . Other countries also .

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7735003.stm

Still june over forty pretty good sized quakes yesterday . TICK TOCK times a running out.
 
Originally Posted by Gibsons View Post
Sure.

If I am able to laugh on July 1 of this year, you have to send one dollar to the HRCC, direct to the vatican.


What would you like me to wagger in return?


Your spirit! Since you replied as you did,your spirit is already lost to you . So lets make it your flesh (soul).

So, my soul vs. you sending $1 to the vatican? We have a deal?
 
Am I to understand that you are smiling because millions may die as a result of locust? Are you smiling about the possabilities of skyrocketing food pricies?
 
Am I to understand that you are smiling because millions may die as a result of locust? Are you smiling about the possabilities of skyrocketing food pricies?

No, I'm just saying I'll find a way to be happy and laugh at some point on July 1. Because I don't think he world is ending between now and that day.
 
Nothing! You should be asking yourself that question. You guys can lol it up sunday as all will still be here.

But as always I knew someone would have to pick on Nemesis. So heres how its going to go down . After the month of June is over I will bring this topic back up sooner maybe . None of you will be laughing at that time.

So did you send that dollar to the Vatican?
 
I was in Kingman, AZ last week. The May 21st billboard is still up. For someone who has a barn, it might be worth buying and storing for a couple decades.
 
OMG I think I'm being raptured there's a bright light and I'm feeling weirdandOMGWHATISTHISIDONTEVEN

Oh wait, that's just gas.
 
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No. It doesn't.


—Matthew 24:36-44:
But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only.

Thats convenient eh?

Organized religion was the greatest mind control mechanism ever devised.
 
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