Apocalypse soon-> Bible says Judgment Day is May 21st, 2011! (Update: Now 10/21/11)

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PlasmaBomb

Lifer
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If I were God I would want to make sure the books were balanced... :sneaky:

I'm sure he has a hell of a time squeezing everything into his social calendar... it ain't easy being everywhere at once...
Blasphemy! The Lord is all seeing, he has no need of accounting. IRA, I mean IRS on the other hand...

Can you imagine all of the IRS ending up before God... and his books not being in order? Surely that would be God's own personal hell...
 

sdifox

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Can you imagine all of the IRS ending up before God... and his books not being in order? Surely that would be God's own personal hell...

Back taxes will bankrupt him :sneaky:


IRS:God, sir (never hurts to be polite), you owe us 1 Googol dollars in back taxes.
God (shocked) :How can that be?
IRS :Since everything is your creation, you are the proprietor, thus need to pay tax on every capital gain.
God :Here is a Googol dollar.
IRS :Now we need to do a full audit on you so we can understand how you came about that 1 Googol Dollar.
God :%^@#$%^@#$^@#$
 
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Scotteq

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Back taxes will bankrupt him :sneaky:


IRS:God, sir (never hurts to be polite), you owe us 1 Googol dollars in back taxes.
God (shocked) :How can that be?
IRS :Since everything is your creation, you are the proprietor, thus need to pay tax on every capital gain.
God :Here is a Googol dollar.
IRS :Now we need to do a full audit on you so we can understand how you came about that 1 Googol Dollar.
God :%^@#$%^@#$^@#$



This would be a good point for God to turn the IRS agents into Human Centipads.
 

Macamus Prime

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I can't wait to see if any of them show up in the subways again.

I will honestly stop and talk to them.
 

SlickSnake

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http://www.popsci.com/technology/ar...ve-superflare-crab-nebula-puzzles-astronomers

Too bad it "just" missed us, better luck next time!

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Nemesis 1

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Sure.

If I am able to laugh on July 1 of this year, you have to send one dollar to the HRCC, direct to the vatican.


What would you like me to wagger in return?


Your spirit! Since you replied as you did,your spirit is already lost to you . So lets make it your flesh (soul).
 

Nemesis 1

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I see you guys are still laughing its a bit eerie. Everything is in this topic . Don't you find it strange that after I post something Like I have here in this topic an event takes place soon after the fact . These are not small events, Their headliners. The post I made on march 6 2011. Contained everthing nothing was withheld . Those 3 links tell you everthing you really need to know . I told you befor I will say it again. Both sides must reveal the truth in some form any form they choose . One simplely must see the truth in the lies and the lies hidden in the truth.
This post here precedes an event , That will occur shorty . Yep another headliner. Not months from now but shortly . LOL all you want that smile will be slapped from your face. Its really is a Sad thing that you people can not live in love. Truely sad and I am sorry for you.
 
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NoStateofMind

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I see you guys are still laughing its a bit eerie. Everything is in this topic . Don't you find it strange that after I post something Like I have here in this topic an event takes place soon after the fact . These are not small events, Their headliners. The post I made on march 6 2011. Contained everthing nothing was withheld . Those 3 links tell you everthing you really need to know . I told you befor I will say it again. Both sides must reveal the truth in some form any form they choose . One simplely must see the truth in the lies and the lies hidden in the truth.
This post here preceeds an event , That will occur shorty . Yep another headliner. Not months from now but shortly . LOL all you want that smile will be slapped from your face. Its really is a Sad thing that you people can not live in love. Truely sad and I am sorry for you.

Awfully vague with "an event shortly". Care to provide some details?
 

IcePickFreak

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I see you guys are still laughing its a bit eerie. Everything is in this topic . Don't you find it strange that after I post something Like I have here in this topic an event takes place soon after the fact . These are not small events, Their headliners. The post I made on march 6 2011. Contained everthing nothing was withheld . Those 3 links tell you everthing you really need to know . I told you befor I will say it again. Both sides must reveal the truth in some form any form they choose . One simplely must see the truth in the lies and the lies hidden in the truth.
This post here preceeds an event , That will occur shorty . Yep another headliner. Not months from now but shortly . LOL all you want that smile will be slapped from your face. Its really is a Sad thing that you people can not live in love. Truely sad and I am sorry for you.

Surely another tornado during the spring storm season in the mid-west (aka tornado alley) is a sign the end is nigh.

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Jaepheth

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If a day with the Lord is 1000 years, then at what time of the Lord's day does he get up?

I know I wouldn't get up at midnight to do something as important as a rapture.

So if we assume God likes to sleep till at least 6, then needs coffee, breakfast, etc. Then We're looking at 7:30 - 8:00 a... that's a third of a day.

So whatever date the guy calculates needs to have 333 years and 4 months added to it.
 

Nemesis 1

Lifer
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Awfully vague with "an event shortly". Care to provide some details?

That would not be the correct order of things . IF I did such a thing I would be killed befor the time that God has fixed. But the time comes where I will do as you ask . Than prophecy can be fulfilled.
 

Nemesis 1

Lifer
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If a day with the Lord is 1000 years, then at what time of the Lord's day does he get up?

I know I wouldn't get up at midnight to do something as important as a rapture.

So if we assume God likes to sleep till at least 6, then needs coffee, breakfast, etc. Then We're looking at 7:30 - 8:00 a... that's a third of a day.

So whatever date the guy calculates needs to have 333 years and 4 months added to it.

The Word did say I come as a thief in the night . Think befor you write.