Hamlet's Soliloquy for the l33t:
2 B OR NOT 2 B TAHT IS DA QUESTION
WH3THAR TIS NOBLER IN TEH MIND 2 SUFAR
DA SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOUS FORTUN3
OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A SEA OF TROUBL3S
AND BY OPOSNG END THEM?!!???! OMG LOL 2 DEI 2 SLEP
NO MORE AND BY A SLEP 2 SAY WE END
DA H3ART-ACHE AND DA THOUSAND NATURAL SHOKS
TAHT FLASH IS H3IR 2 TIS A CONSUMATION
DAVOUTLY 2 B WISHD1111!!! OMG LOL 2 DEI 2 SLEP
2 SLEP PARCHANCE 2 DREM AY THEIR TEH RUB
????!?!?! OMG