AOL translator

[Yeeny]

I haven't seen this posted, I did a search, so if it was, bite me.

AOL Translator

I put: I rock! Results: I ROK!!1!! WTF LOL

Woohoo, I'm cool now!

 

[Placer14]

<-- isn't allowed to play with that at work. ::sniff::

 

[SoylentGreen]

HEY JUDA DONT MAEK IT BAD!!11!111 OMG
TAEK A SAD SONG AND MAEK IT BTER!1!11 OMG
RAMAMBR 2 LAT H3R IN2 UR H3ART
THEN U CAN START 2 MAEK IT BT3R1!11!!
HEY JUDE DONT B AFRADE!11!! OMG WTF LOL U W3R3 MAED 2 GO OUT AND GET HER1!11!111 WTF DA MINUTA U LET HER UND3R UR SKIN
TH3N U BGIN 2 MAEK IT BTER1!!11 OMG WTF
AND ANYTIEM U FEL TEH PANE HEY JUD3 REFRANE
DONT CARY TEH WORLD UPON UR SHUDERS!111!! OMG LOL
FOR WEL U KNOW TAHT ITS A FOL WHO PLAYS IT COL
BY MAKNG HIS WORLD A LITL3 COLD3R1111! WTF
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA H3Y JUDE.1!1!!!1!1!!!111 OMG WTF LOL
H3Y JUDA DONT L3T M3 DOWN11!1 U HAEV FOUND HAR NOW GO AND GET HAR1!11!11
RAMEMBR 2 LET H3R IN2 UR HAART
THEN U CAN START 2 MAEK IT BTER!11!!1! OMG
SO L3T IT OUT AND L3T IT IN H3Y JUD3 BGIN UR WATENG FOR SOMEONE 2 P3RFORM WITH!!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL
AND DONT U KNOW TAHT ITS JUST U HAY JUD3 U DO TEH MOVAM3NT U NED IS ON UR SHUDER1!1!! LOL
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA HEY JUD3.11!111!1!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL
H3Y JUD3 DONT MAEK IT BAD!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL
TAEK A SAD SONG AND MAEK IT BTER!11!!!! OMG
RAMEMBR 2 LET H3R UNDAR UR SKIN
TH3N U BGIN 2 MAEK IT
BTAR BTER BTER BT3R BTAR BT3R O!!!!!1 WTF
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA HAY JUDE.!1!!!!111!!1!!!!11 OMG WTF

 

[bGIveNs33]

"This thing is really cool"

HAY THIS THNG IS RILLY COL!!!!! WTF LOL

 

[radioouman]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thanks! That rocks!!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

THIS IS PRATY ENT3RTANENG GIRLFRIDAY!1!! WTF THX FOR POSTNG THIS LINK AND PROVIDNG US AL WIT A QUIK DISTRACTION FROM OUR DAYS1111!11 WTF LOL

Originally posted by: GirlFriday
bite me.

Where, when, and how hard?



- M4H

 

[Yeeny]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
THIS IS PRATY ENT3RTANENG GIRLFRIDAY!1!! WTF THX FOR POSTNG THIS LINK AND PROVIDNG US AL WIT A QUIK DISTRACTION FROM OUR DAYS1111!11 WTF LOL

Originally posted by: GirlFriday
bite me.

Where, when, and how hard?



- M4H

I think I have a new sig. And how about, anytime, anywhere, and not hard, eep!

 

[vi edit]

This translator will take what you write in it and turn it into the manner a 12-year-old AOLer would write it. Type in what you want translated and then click the button.

THIS TRANSLA2R WIL TAEK WUT U WRIET IN IT AND TURN IT IN2 TEH MAN3R A 12-YAAR-OLD AOLER WUD WRIET IT!1!1!1! OMG LOL TYPA IN WUT U WANT TRANSLAETD AND TH3N CLIK DA BUTON1!1!! LOL

Liek OMFG lol!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: GirlFriday
I think I have a new sig.

Me too.

And how about, anytime, anywhere, and not hard, eep!

:Q ...

- M4H

 

[mpitts]

Hilarious..

 

[tm37]

MAH CATS BREATH SMELS LIEK CAT FOD

 

[Yeeny]

Nice sig!

 

[GasX]

THIS IS RILLY USEFUL!!1!11!! LOL I WIL USA THIS WHEN TRYNG 2 PIK UP CHIKS.!11!11!!!!1!1! OMG LOL :Q

 

[DeafeningSilence]

AH U CANT BAT DA ADITION OF LOL AT TEH 3ND OF 3V3RY SENT3NC3111!!!! WTF LOL

 

[dethman]

AOL TRANSLA2RS R SO AEWSOMA!!1!!!!1!11!!!1!1!!!!! OMG

 

[AreaCode707]

What happens when you write something in AOL speak and then tell it to translate?

 

[WinkOsmosis]

WANT 2 CYBR?!!?!!?! OMG WTF LOL

 

[Dacalo]

THX FOR DA LAUGH THIS IS SO STUPID YET FUNY AS H3L!! LOL

 

[LSUfan]

THIS IS SOMA CRAZY STUF11!!1 OMG LOL I CAN NOW SP3AK WIT MAH DAUGHT3R

 

[Comp625]

What's sad is, I babysit 2 kids who are 11 and 10 and they both type almost as bad as that translator when talking to their friends through AIM.

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: radioouman
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thanks! That rocks!!

++

 

[rpc64]

Y3S1!!111! LOL NOW WE CAN AL US3 THIS TRANSLA2R 2 H3LP US FORMULAET OUR POSTS ON A2T11!!!1!1 WTF

the "A2T11" was supposed to be "ATOT"....

 

[Yeeny]

*bump*

 

[ProviaFan]

Y DID U POST THIS STUPID LINK AND WAST3 MAH TIEM?!!!!??? LOL

 

[ultimatebob]

Amusingly, the beginning of the state of the union address is far interesting in AOL "l33t speak":

MR1!111 WTF SP3AEKR VIEC PRASIEDNT CH3NAY MAMBRS OF CONGRES DISTNGUISHAD GUESTS F3LOW CITIEZNS AS WE GATHER 2NIGHT OUR NATION IS AT WAR OUR MAH IS IN R3CESION AND TEH CIVILIEZD WORLD FAECS UNPRACED3NT3D DANGERS!!!!!111 WTF Y3T TEH STAET OF OUR UNION HAS NEVER B3N STRONG3R!!!!!

WE LAST MAT IN AN HOUR OF SHOK AND SUFERNG!1!!1 OMG IN FOUR SHORT MONTHS OUR NATION HAS COMFORTAD TEH VICTIMS BGUN 2 R3BUILD NU YORK AND DA PANTAGON RALEID A GREAT COALITION CAPTUR3D ARESTED AND RID TEH WORLD OF THOUSANDS OF T3RORISTS D3STROYAD AFGHANISTANS TERORIST TRANENG CMPS SAEVD A PAOPL3 FROM STARVATION AND FRED A COUNTRY FROM BRUTAL OPRASION!111!

DA M3RICAN FLAG FLEIS AGANE OVER OUR EMBASY IN KABUL111!1! WTF TARORISTS WHO ONCE OCUPEID AFGHANISTAN NOW OCUPY CELS AT GUANTANMO BAY1!1111! AND TERORIST LAAEDRS WHO URGED FOLOWERS 2 SACRIFIEC THEYRE LIEVS R RUNNG FOR THEYRE OWN!!1!1!1!

MERICA AND AFGHANISTAN R NOW ALEIS AGANEST TAROR11!1! OMG W3 WIL B PARTN3RS IN REBUILDNG TAHT COUNTRY1111! WTF AND THIS EVENNG WA WELCOMA DA DISTNGUISHAD INTERIM LEAEDR OF A LIEBRAETD AFGHANISTAN CHAREMAN HMID KARZA.E1111! OMG WTF LOL TEH LAST TIEM W3 MAT IN THIS CHMBR DA MOTHARS AND DAUGHTARS OF AFGHANISTAN WER3 CAPTIEVS IN THERE OWN HOMES FORBID3N FROM WORKNG OR GONG 2 SKOOL!1!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL

2DAY WOM3N R FRE AND R PART OF AFGHANISTANS NU GOVARNMANT!11!1! WTF AND WA W3LCOM3 TEH NU MINIST3R OF WOMANS AFARES DR1!1!! OMG WTF SIMA SMAR!!1! OMG WTF LOL

OUR PROGRES IS A TRIBUTE 2 TEH SPIRIT OF TEH AFGHAN PEOPL3 2 DA RESOLVE OF OUR COALITION AND 2 TEH MIGHT OF TEH UNIETD STAETS MILITARY!!!1!!11 LOL

WHEN I CALAD OUR TROPS IN2 ACTION I DID SO WIT COMPLATE CONFIEDNCE IN THERE COURAEG AND SKIL11!111!! WTF LOL AND 2NIGHT THX 2 THAM WE R WINNG DA WAR ON T3ROR!111!111 WTF LOL TEH MAN AND WOMEN OF OUR ARM3D FORCES HAEV DALIEVR3D A MASAEG NOW CLAAR 2 AVERY MAH OF DA UNIETD STAETS AVEN 700 MIELS AWAY ACROS OCEANS AND CONTIENNTS ON MOUNTANE2PS AND IN CAEVS U WIL NOT 3SCAEP DA JUSTIEC OF THIS NATION!111!!1 LOL

FOR MANY MARICANS THES3 FOUR MONTHS HAEV BROUGHT SOROW AND PANE TAHT WIL NEV3R COMPLAT3LY GO AWAY11!11111 WTF LOL 3VERY DAY A RETIERD FIERFIGHTER RETURNS 2 GROUND ZARO 2 FEL CLOS3R 2 HIS TWO SONS WHO DEID THEIR!!!!!11 WTF LOL AT A MEMORIAL IN NU YORK A LITLE BOY LEFT HIS FOTBAL WIT A NOTE FOR HIS LOST FATHER DEAR DADY PLZ TAEK THIS 2 HEAEVN1!!1 OMG WTF LOL I DONT WANT 2 PLAY FOTBAL UNTIL I CAN PLAY WIT U AGANE SOMEDAY11!1! OMG LAST MONTH AT DA GRAEV OF HER HUSBAND MICH3AL A CIA OFIECR AND MARIEN WHO DEID IN MAZAR-3 SHARIF SHANON SPAN SADE THESE WORDS OF FAERWEL S3MPER FI MAH LOVA!1!!! OMG WTF LOL SHANON IS WIT US 2NIGHT!!!1!!! WTF

SHANON I ASURE U AND AL WHO HAEV LOST A LOV3D ON3 TAHT OUR CAUSA IS JUST AND OUR COUNTRY WIL NEVAR FORGAT DA D3BT WA OWA MICH3AL AND AL WHO GAEV THERE LIEVS FOR FREDOM1!!!1!1 WTF