Anyway to get pumped for, oh, 4 hours or so?

[scootermaster]

Just curious....

I'm thinking about going to a lingerie party, if you must know. And while I've got a pretty nice body, I know this thing is going to attract all the genetic mutants in the greater Los Angeles area. So I was wondering if those NOS drinks or whatever the hell they're called actually do anything.

We're talking pure aesthetics here, obviously, and just for a small timeframe (until all the girls in their underwear get drunk enough to not tell the difference between the 6'4", 210 guy with 15% body fat and the 6'4", 210 guy with 8% body fat!)

Thanks!

 

[conorvansmack]

I have a friend that was a pro wrestler. He used Vanadyl Sulfate. He said that it kept his muscles "harder for a longer time."

http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/van.html

You could also go the 300 route and just get really pumped before people see you. You obviously can't take dumbbells into the party, but if you have some stretch/resistance bands, you could disappear into the bathroom for a quick pump and then magically reappear.

I guessing you're a mere mortal like the rest of us, which means you're SOL when it comes to competing with SoCal mutants. I grew up in Orange County, there's always someone bigger, tanner, and more ripped.

Best of luck to you dude.

 

[scootermaster]

Originally posted by: conorvansmack
I have a friend that was a pro wrestler. He used Vanadyl Sulfate. He said that it kept his muscles "harder for a longer time."

http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/van.html

You could also go the 300 route and just get really pumped before people see you. You obviously can't take dumbbells into the party, but if you have some stretch/resistance bands, you could disappear into the bathroom for a quick pump and then magically reappear.

I guessing you're a mere mortal like the rest of us, which means you're SOL when it comes to competing with SoCal mutants. I grew up in Orange County, there's always someone bigger, tanner, and more ripped.

Best of luck to you dude.

I remember when I was 19 doing pushups before I answered the door when I knew a girl was coming over.

Seems sorta retarded to still be doing shit like that. But thanks for the tip!

 

[conorvansmack]

Seems sorta retarded to still be doing shit like that.

More than just sorta! But hey, pumped is pumped. Just ask Arnold.

 

[GenHoth]

Originally posted by: conorvansmack

Seems sorta retarded to still be doing shit like that.

More than just sorta! But hey, pumped is pumped. Just ask Arnold.

Better than sex baby.

After I get a pump my muscles usually stay that way for a couple hours naturally. Could probably extend it just by flexing them every so often to keep the blood pumping in

 

[presidentender]

Originally posted by: GenHoth

Originally posted by: conorvansmack

Seems sorta retarded to still be doing shit like that.

More than just sorta! But hey, pumped is pumped. Just ask Arnold.

Better than sex baby.

After I get a pump my muscles usually stay that way for a couple hours naturally. Could probably extend it just by flexing them every so often to keep the blood pumping in

Indeed. I agree with Arnold about the pump; after working out, I'll periodically flex my biceps, offering resistance with my tris, and vice-versa a few times. It makes the pump last longer. You can do the same with your pecs and traps or your delts and lats.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

The greatest feeling you can get in a gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is... The Pump. Let's say you train your biceps. Blood is rushing into your muscles and that's what we call The Pump. You muscles get a really tight feeling, like your skin is going to explode any minute, and it's really tight - it's like somebody blowing air into it, into your muscle. It just blows up, and it feels really different. It feels fantastic." "It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven."

 

[KoolDrew]

low-carb diet the week before followed by a large dry carb load the day before.

 

[addinator]

I don't know how averse you are to the NO supps you mentioned, but taking something akin to that would certainly work for you, any of the N.O supps would certainly do it whether it is placebo or otherwise, you would feel and look (marginally) more pumped.

 

[Auric]

Crystal meth and Beefcake. /thread

 

[Ticky]

Get massively dehydrated?

 

[MyThirdEye]

drink tons of alcohol and then go to sleep.