Anything you *get* for free

[Nomada]

Now I'm not exactly wealthy so I tend to keep an eye peeled for certain commodities I can get for free.

Toilet paper-if you enter a public stall and there's no TP you can blame the likes of me.
Salt, pepper and vinegar-thank you McDonald's
Bicycles-I'm the guy riding around with the beater over the shoulder to strip for parts

A few others I care not to mention. Watcha got?

 

[Yossarian]

you had better be eating cat food if you're stealing TP from public stalls. you cheap fvck.

 

[LuckyTaxi]

Originally posted by: Nomada
Now I'm not exactly wealthy so I tend to keep an eye peeled for certain commodities I can get for free.

Toilet paper-if you enter a public stall and there's no TP you can blame the likes of me.
Salt, pepper and vinegar-thank you McDonald's
Bicycles-I'm the guy riding around with the beater over the shoulder to strip for parts

A few others I care not to mention. Watcha got?

You sir are a low life scumbag

I steal copy paper from work since they cost too much @ staples. LOL

 

[amish]

i really hope that the TP that you steal gives you hemmoroids from hell....ass

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: Nomada
Now I'm not exactly wealthy so I tend to keep an eye peeled for certain commodities I can get for free.

Toilet paper-if you enter a public stall and there's no TP you can blame the likes of me.
Salt, pepper and vinegar-thank you McDonald's
Bicycles-I'm the guy riding around with the beater over the shoulder to strip for parts

A few others I care not to mention. Watcha got?

Screw you, asshat! :|

 

[aplefka]

Dude that TP is only like .0000001 ply. I bet your ass is scratched up like a mofo.

 

[thechinesehero]

rofls what a loser

 

[LuckyTaxi]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: Nomada
Now I'm not exactly wealthy so I tend to keep an eye peeled for certain commodities I can get for free.

Toilet paper-if you enter a public stall and there's no TP you can blame the likes of me.
Salt, pepper and vinegar-thank you McDonald's
Bicycles-I'm the guy riding around with the beater over the shoulder to strip for parts

A few others I care not to mention. Watcha got?

Screw you, asshat! :|

I actually find it funny. This is why I dont use public stalls unless I have to go pee.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: lilcam

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: Nomada
Now I'm not exactly wealthy so I tend to keep an eye peeled for certain commodities I can get for free.

Toilet paper-if you enter a public stall and there's no TP you can blame the likes of me.
Salt, pepper and vinegar-thank you McDonald's
Bicycles-I'm the guy riding around with the beater over the shoulder to strip for parts

A few others I care not to mention. Watcha got?

Screw you, asshat! :|

I actually find it funny. This is why I dont use public stalls unless I have to go pee.

When you gotta go, YOU GOTTA GO

 

[KarenMarie]

a thief who admits it in a public forum.

 

[CHfan4ever]

Originally posted by: Nomada
Now I'm not exactly wealthy so I tend to keep an eye peeled for certain commodities I can get for free.

Toilet paper-if you enter a public stall and there's no TP you can blame the likes of me.
Salt, pepper and vinegar-thank you McDonald's
Bicycles-I'm the guy riding around with the beater over the shoulder to strip for parts

A few others I care not to mention. Watcha got?

You should watch out with the TP dude.It have lots of bacteria due to all the people who touch this roll of TP.I even offen use my own TP when i go to puclic bathroom if i have some.Less risk of bacterial infections.

 

[dquan97]

hmm...I'll make my list:

sex

yup, that's about it.

 

[yoda291]

my internet is comped.
I guess a good chunk of my computing expenses too.
free tortilla chips and bottled water.
free coffee
free music cds

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: Nomada
Now I'm not exactly wealthy so I tend to keep an eye peeled for certain commodities I can get for free.

Toilet paper-if you enter a public stall and there's no TP you can blame the likes of me.
Salt, pepper and vinegar-thank you McDonald's
Bicycles-I'm the guy riding around with the beater over the shoulder to strip for parts

A few others I care not to mention. Watcha got?

you steal salt? Are you serious? Salt is like $.50 a pound. This is the most pathetic thread ever.

 

[lokiju]

Gas, clothes, Van, cell phone, Verizon PPC, Laptop, and a lot of meals.

 

[simms]

Originally posted by: dquan97
hmm...I'll make my list:

sex

yup, that's about it.

Damn straight. :beer:

 

[eelw]

Office supplies from work

 

[Spike]

Um... nothing except sex. But that works for me

 

[gar3555]

I got free Pizza today for listening to a Siemens rep at work talk about there new thin clients and PLC's, wasn't bad, except the stuff about their RFID's was kind of boring, oh, and did I mention, I got paid for it too

 

[Bumrush99]

Originally posted by: dquan97
hmm...I'll make my list:

sex

yup, that's about it.

EVERYONE pays for sex in one way or another

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

For all of you who bitch about having no TP in the stall you enter, do you actually sit down and drop one before checking for TP?

That's like that stupid woman argument about the toilet seat down. "You left the toilet seat up and I fell in! You jerk!" Well duh, I left it up. If you would have looked before planting your fat ass, you would have known to reach and put it down yourself.

 

[nageov3t]

my dad is a compulsive grocery shopper, so every week I take a trip to my parents house and stock up on groceries, cleaning supplies, and various toiletries for free.

 

[xSauronx]

i get free drycleaning because my dad owns the place...but thats not the same as the op being a lousy thief

 

[Nomada]

Originally posted by: xSauronx
i get free drycleaning because my dad owns the place...but thats not the same as the op being a lousy thief

To you and all the other ignorant flamers...It's a 10c. roll of toilet paper. So fvck you for calling me a thief. At least try to extract some fvckin' humor from it instead of sh!tting all over people who don't live exactly like you.

 

[Bumrush99]

Originally posted by: Nomada

Originally posted by: xSauronx
i get free drycleaning because my dad owns the place...but thats not the same as the op being a lousy thief

To you and all the other ignorant flamers...It's a 10c. roll of toilet paper. So fvck you for calling me a thief. At least try to extract some fvckin' humor from it instead of sh!tting all over people who don't live exactly like you.

Settle down Beavis.