I went to pricematch the GF4 at my local store. I showed them the receipt and every BB employee ran over and tackled me. I had like 30 bodies on top of me for 15 minutes until the police came. Then the police proceeded to Rodney King me out in the parking lot for about 10 minutes. Finally they dragged me down to the police station and put me in jail until my trial yesterday. They gave me the death sentence. I get the electric chair tomorrow.
Fortunately they don't know about my shoe pda that allows me to post on Anandtech forums from my jail cell. I have been using it to organize my cow brothers to stampede the local BB.
P.S. For those who for some reason don't get it. I'm kidding. Please don't do dumb things like call up Best Buy and tell them there is a herd of cows about to stampede them, and don't call the governor asking for a pardon for me.
