Anyone watch that show Newlyweds about jessica simpson?

[mboy]

Originally posted by: EngenZerO
I really feel sorry for Nick. Imagine what will happen when she loses her looks and gravity takes over. Shudders...

I am pretty sure he wont be around for that!

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Dezign
EVERYBODY POOPS

Sometimes.

Sometimes everything is wrong. Now it's time to poop.
When your day is night alone, (poop, poop)
if you feel like letting go, (just go!)
when you think you've had too much of this life, well poop.

 

[mboy]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: Dezign
EVERYBODY POOPS

Sometimes.

Sometimes everything is wrong. Now it's time to poop.
When your day is night alone, (poop, poop)
if you feel like letting go, (just go!)
when you think you've had too much of this life, well poop.

Here I sit, broken hearted
Had to poop, but only farted!

 

[gleong]

Jessica: jellyfish!!

some chick: uh...jess...that's a plastic bag.......


ROFL

 

[stormbv]

Originally posted by: mboy

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: Dezign
EVERYBODY POOPS

Sometimes.

Sometimes everything is wrong. Now it's time to poop.
When your day is night alone, (poop, poop)
if you feel like letting go, (just go!)
when you think you've had too much of this life, well poop.

Here I sit, broken hearted
Had to poop, but only farted!

I want to post a quote from Family Guy related to this, but I can't remember it.

 

[jjyiz28]

dont know if anyone mentioned this already, but the episode where nick and jessica are on the golf range, nick was teaching her proper stance.
"like this honny, stick your but out". that was about the most gheyest thing i have ever saw

 

[LeStEr]

Originally posted by: djs1w
They were standing in the kitchen one episode and she was complaining of being sick (pointing to her chest) saying that it hurt. She asked Nick what he thought it meant and he responded:

"I think it means you shouldn't talk for 1.5 days."

HAHA hes the man.

 

[rh71]

I'm addicted to catching every episode that I missed the first go-round... I still need to catch the ep where they take vacation in Atlantis(?) ... notoriously the Buffalo Wings episode.

I love watching her whine and him either ignore or yell at her... there's just something voyeuristically appealing to that...

 

[CraigRT]

Originally posted by: pulse8
Did you hear about her buffalo wing incident?

Where she thought they were made from buffalos.

She must give great head.

lololol

hahahahahahah...

 

[Lager]

Why did that reject from 79 degrees marry her? If they have a child, it'll end up acting and looking like Hilary Duff.

Jessica Simpson looks like a pornstar.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: lager
Why did that reject from 79 degrees marry her? If they have a child, it'll end up acting and looking like Hilary Duff.

Jessica Simpson looks like a pornstar.

Nah, she's just from Texas.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: pulse8

I'm sure MTV sat there with thousands of hours of tape, picked an angle, and edited together a masterpiece. Just imagine what they would do to your life.

It doesn't really work that way. It's not like splicing a bunch of words from someone to make them say something they didn't. The editors only have the materials they are given and can only cut it so many ways.

I have no doubts that she's actually that stupid.

Her dad is actually the producer of the show... and I heard on the radio today that he says she's not really as airheaded as it seems on the show.. I don't know why he chooses to show those scenes then... maybe for ratings... I think most of it's an act anyway...

 

[amdskip]

I love this show too, she's flippen hot but thats about it.

 

[CraigRT]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: pulse8

I'm sure MTV sat there with thousands of hours of tape, picked an angle, and edited together a masterpiece. Just imagine what they would do to your life.

It doesn't really work that way. It's not like splicing a bunch of words from someone to make them say something they didn't. The editors only have the materials they are given and can only cut it so many ways.

I have no doubts that she's actually that stupid.

Her dad is actually the producer of the show... and I heard on the radio today that he says she's not really as airheaded as it seems on the show...

ha, yeah that's believeable

 

[bunker]

How the hell did this thread survive so long without pics???

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[CraigRT]

Originally posted by: bunker
How the hell did this thread survive so long without pics???

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she looks best in the first few pics
wow

 

[MaxDepth]

Yeah, I'm thinking they signed up for it to pay the bills they are both racking up. Pretty soon they'll be on the WB looking for hand-outs. *cough*Bonaduce*cough*

Pretty much useless as they get older. I wonder if either one of them have any education.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: CraigRT

Originally posted by: bunker
How the hell did this thread survive so long without pics???

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she looks best in the first few pics
wow

I agree. I don't like her "new look".

 

[clamum]

She's obviously acting in the show, both are, it's television not real life. Ratings...

 

[rh71]

BTW, Jessica Simpson's on Letterman tonight.

Also, a few items:
http://justjustin.nsync.nu/temp/usweekly1013_jessica.jpg
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=494&ncid=763&e=1&u=/ap/20031006/ap_en_tv/people_newlyweds_tv
And:

You have too been watching MTV's Newlyweds. Don't front! With their careers as pop stars on shaky ground, hunky 98 Degrees dude Nick Lachey and "dumb blonde" Jessica Simpson signed on for a reality TV show about their marriage. Some grumps called this a desperate grab for publicity. Well, maybe so, but Newlyweds is the second-highest rated cable show after Sex and the City. And it's just been renewed by MTV for a second season. Joe Simpson ? Jessica's dad, personal manager and executive producer ? is one proud papa. Even if the show's portrayal of his sloppy, doofy, primadonna daughter isn't very flattering.

"What's happening here is Jessica knows she's on camera," he insists to TV Guide Online. "Since she was a little girl, people have been calling her a dumb blonde, [so] she begins to assume the role that everybody expects of her. That doesn't mean that's who she is. It's a part of her personality, but it's one that she's enhancing on the show. It's nothing that's not real, but she unintentionally exaggerates."

Uh huh. While clearly biased, Joe denies Jessica's TV antics are spoiling her image for fans. Instead, he generously compares her comedic talent to Lucille Ball's. He also thinks her imperfections are boosting her likeability (and album sales). "We did the show because everybody had seen Jessica as only a Barbie doll, because she does have beauty that separates her from the average person. She has a six octave range, so she also has a voice that not everybody [has]. So a lot of America didn't relate to her. We did this show so that people would see that, hey, she's just a normal kid."

Perhaps, but she sure is a pampered kid, accustomed to maid service and having her own way about things! Watching Nick scold Jessie for her slovenly ways is a guilty pleasure. "She'll never like cleaning," Joe admits. "Jessica always had someone else to do that, so she didn't have to. And she didn't go away to college ? which is the first place kids begin to take responsibility ? because she was on the road [singing]. Her marriage is her college experience." ? Additional reporting by Rochell Thomas

There's 1 more interesting / objective article on the show that I'm digging for right now...

 

[rh71]

Well it took me almost an hour, but I finally found it here.

 

[BooGiMaN]

did anyone see the episode where she goes away and he remodels and shes upset..then he gets mad and the convo goes something like this:

she:well ill hire you as the interior decorator then
he: and what will you pay me?
she: in bed?
he: yeah but you have to do you know what..
she: what?
he: you know *big grin*

lol i was lmao at the look on her face and his

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: NorthRiver
I would be so sick of the dumb, whiney act. She is hot, but intelligent, she isn't. Would you guys really want to have sex with a girl that acts like a baby all of the time? Here honey, I brought you a bottle. Do you mind if I hit it a couple of times:disgust:

hahahaha im not sure if you will like the answers youre gonna get.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: NorthRiver
I would be so sick of the dumb, whiney act. She is hot, but intelligent, she isn't. Would you guys really want to have sex with a girl that acts like a baby all of the time? Here honey, I brought you a bottle. Do you mind if I hit it a couple of times:disgust:

hahahaha im not sure if you will like the answers youre gonna get.

It's the spoiled act that can get old in a relationship... everything else... it's all good...

 

[rh71]

Newlyweds season finale is on right now - Jessica's so ... umm... sheltered... it's too funny... you almost feel sorry for her... then you realize what kind of world she lives in.