Anyone watch that show Newlyweds about jessica simpson?

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: CrazyDe1

Originally posted by: Lucky

Originally posted by: bjc112
She bought like 2 bra's and 2 panties for like

$700 ...

Called Nick and was like, "I didn't look at the price tag"

..

HA HA..

haha i saw that. then the episode they showed after that was some kinda relative's wedding...after they were done partying jessica wakes up with a hangover and joked about having to go "drop some kids in the pool" that just totally turned me off to her. i cant even see her without thinking of her taking a dump.

That's exactly what my friend and I thought too...and to top it off her sh1ts smell really bad too...

And just how would you be privy (snicker) to this information?

 

[CrazyDe1]

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: CrazyDe1

Originally posted by: Lucky

Originally posted by: bjc112
She bought like 2 bra's and 2 panties for like

$700 ...

Called Nick and was like, "I didn't look at the price tag"

..

HA HA..

haha i saw that. then the episode they showed after that was some kinda relative's wedding...after they were done partying jessica wakes up with a hangover and joked about having to go "drop some kids in the pool" that just totally turned me off to her. i cant even see her without thinking of her taking a dump.

That's exactly what my friend and I thought too...and to top it off her sh1ts smell really bad too...

I hope you guys realize everyone takes a sh!t. Even those dream girls of yours take sh!ts. Get over it.

Yeah but you don't really imagine having to ever see it...like I've never pictured my girlfriend taking a shit...she doesn't announce it...and they don't really smell either when she does

 

[dman]

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: CrazyDe1

Originally posted by: Lucky

Originally posted by: bjc112
She bought like 2 bra's and 2 panties for like

$700 ...

Called Nick and was like, "I didn't look at the price tag"

..

HA HA..

haha i saw that. then the episode they showed after that was some kinda relative's wedding...after they were done partying jessica wakes up with a hangover and joked about having to go "drop some kids in the pool" that just totally turned me off to her. i cant even see her without thinking of her taking a dump.

That's exactly what my friend and I thought too...and to top it off her sh1ts smell really bad too...

I hope you guys realize everyone takes a sh!t. Even those dream girls of yours take sh!ts. Get over it.

No they don't, nor do they pass gas, nor belch, nor have menstrual cycles.
They never stink/have bad breath/bo.
They never need to shave because they have no body hair.

La la la la la la I can't hear what you are saying la la la la la.

 

[imported_Tomato]

EVERYBODY POOPS

 

[CrazyDe1]

Originally posted by: Dezign
EVERYBODY POOPS

Yeah, but not everyone announces it so you think of them doing it...

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: dman

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: CrazyDe1

Originally posted by: Lucky

Originally posted by: bjc112
She bought like 2 bra's and 2 panties for like

$700 ...

Called Nick and was like, "I didn't look at the price tag"

..

HA HA..

haha i saw that. then the episode they showed after that was some kinda relative's wedding...after they were done partying jessica wakes up with a hangover and joked about having to go "drop some kids in the pool" that just totally turned me off to her. i cant even see her without thinking of her taking a dump.

That's exactly what my friend and I thought too...and to top it off her sh1ts smell really bad too...

I hope you guys realize everyone takes a sh!t. Even those dream girls of yours take sh!ts. Get over it.

No they don't, nor do they pass gas, nor belch, nor have menstrual cycles.
They never stink/have bad breath/bo.
They never need to shave because they have no body hair.

La la la la la la I can't hear what you are saying la la la la la.

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: minendo
Is this chicken or tuna?

"But, it say's Chicken of the Sea"

ROTFLMAO!!!

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: CrazyDe1

Originally posted by: Dezign
EVERYBODY POOPS

Yeah, but not everyone announces it so you think of them doing it...

Yeah, but get over it already. Everyone takes a dump, everyone's poo stinks. If it bothers you, don't think about it. "OMFG, she's taking a dump! I'm emotionally scarred now!"

 

[CraigRT]

what a surprise she's hot and stupid and whiny.... doesn't it go hand in hand?

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: Dezign
EVERYBODY POOPS

<REM> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVREYBODY POOOOOOOOOOPS....sometimes... </REM>

 

[Lucky]

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: CrazyDe1

Originally posted by: Lucky

Originally posted by: bjc112
She bought like 2 bra's and 2 panties for like

$700 ...

Called Nick and was like, "I didn't look at the price tag"

..

HA HA..

haha i saw that. then the episode they showed after that was some kinda relative's wedding...after they were done partying jessica wakes up with a hangover and joked about having to go "drop some kids in the pool" that just totally turned me off to her. i cant even see her without thinking of her taking a dump.

That's exactly what my friend and I thought too...and to top it off her sh1ts smell really bad too...

I hope you guys realize everyone takes a sh!t. Even those dream girls of yours take sh!ts. Get over it.

Oh , i know. my ex used to come in while i was showering and then take a big fat stinky one. i know reality, i prefer to ignore it.

 

[Lucky]

No they don't, nor do they pass gas, nor belch, nor have menstrual cycles.
They never stink/have bad breath/bo.
They never need to shave because they have no body hair.

La la la la la la I can't hear what you are saying la la la la la.

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HAHAHAHA, that is SO sigworthy.

 

[Lucky]

Bwahahahahaha! Methinks you should develop an interest in scat. She might be more appealing to you that way...

im more of a watersports kinda guy, but thanks for the recommendation.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Lucky

Bwahahahahaha! Methinks you should develop an interest in scat. She might be more appealing to you that way...

im more of a watersports kinda guy, but thanks for the recommendation.

Anytime.

 

[shopbruin]

I LOVE THIS SHOW.

i just love the jessicaisms. she comes up with a new one every week!

and she is SO jealous of anything that comes within ten feet of nick.

but the only 98 degrees guy we haven't seen is jeff! this week they were hanging out with justin, drew is always around since he and nick are brothers... but where's jeff?

 

[EngenZerO]

I really feel sorry for Nick. Imagine what will happen when she loses her looks and gravity takes over. Shudders...

 

[dman]

Originally posted by: Lucky

No they don't, nor do they pass gas, nor belch, nor have menstrual cycles.
They never stink/have bad breath/bo.
They never need to shave because they have no body hair.

La la la la la la I can't hear what you are saying la la la la la.

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HAHAHAHA, that is SO sigworthy.

Thanks. I feel as though I've reached a milestone.

 

[dman]

Originally posted by: EngenZerO
I really feel sorry for Nick. Imagine what will happen when she loses her looks and gravity takes over. Shudders...

I'm thinking <subliminal>of muted threesome shower scenes with her, Britney and Christina</subliminal>he'll have moved on by then. I'm guessing long before then, actually.

 

[bolomite]

Originally posted by: pulse8
Did you hear about her buffalo wing incident?

Where she thought they were made from buffalos.

She must give great head.

that's definitely sigworthy

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: dman

Originally posted by: Lucky

No they don't, nor do they pass gas, nor belch, nor have menstrual cycles.
They never stink/have bad breath/bo.
They never need to shave because they have no body hair.

La la la la la la I can't hear what you are saying la la la la la.

\




HAHAHAHA, that is SO sigworthy.

Thanks. I feel as though I've reached a milestone.

Same here..even now I am in in a sig. Thats great.

 

[0roo0roo]

need torrent link!

 

[illustri]

im not sure hes the sharpest himself
he was on playboy radio in one episode and a caller talked about a gay front band called 69 degrees, with lead singer named dick lagay

when i saw the smile vanish from his face then i couldnt stop laughing

they talked about how she was a virgin before they got married, the way she acts i believe she dosent orgasm enough, or maybe at all

 

[TheHeartless]

no

 

[NorthRiver]

I would be so sick of the dumb, whiney act. She is hot, but intelligent, she isn't. Would you guys really want to have sex with a girl that acts like a baby all of the time? Here honey, I brought you a bottle. Do you mind if I hit it a couple of times:disgust:

 

[FrontlineWarrior]

Anna Nicole Smith Jr.